I WANT MY XMAS SINGLE. AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!! >:(



hehe....... when did the 10C say they were gonna ship it?? lmao. darn...I forgot

I don't know why I want it...since I don't have a turntable, it's just gonna lay around collecting dust... but yeah... it's THE xmas single...I mean, why wouldn't anybody want it? well, let me correct myself, it's actually more like the "Easter single." Wouldn't it be more effective if the 10 Club had a new name for it???? That way people wouldn't be bitching about it being late....because it's not supposed to get to you by any specific date or holiday. I guess if they just called it "THE SINGLE" people wouldn't be complaining about how long it takes to get to them, would they? Or they could make it into something new, kinda the way the converted the newsletter into "Deep" magazine. Here's some ideas:

*Boom's Karaoke Machine Party- every 6 months you get a single with Boom singing such classics as "Like a Virgin," "You really Got Me," "Bohemian Rhapsody," and "Wannabe" accompanied by his organ. Each single would be available in the following formats: vinyl, cd, and tape.

*Stoney and the Funky Pants- in these series, Stone would record (solo..) a set of songs related to pants, such as: "Hot Pants Explosion" by the B-52s, "Let's Sew Our Pants Together" by Weezer, "Caught With Your Pants Down" by AC/DC and "Fancy Pants" by Ween. Each single would come with a small book containing several pictures of Stone modeling the most fashionable plaid apparel for that season.

*McCready's Glamourous Jams- This would feature Mike singing his favorite songs, straight from his shower (you heard that right, MIKE will be singing the songs!). His repertoire will include such great Hair Metal/Glam Rock classics as: "Rock and Roll All Nite...and PART OF everyday" (McCready edit), "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden, "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake, "Child of Time" by Deep Purple, and "Only you can Rock me" by UFO. This would also be available in all formats.

Wait.... but why does it always have to be music? How about something more practical and useful? I've got the ideal gift for you.

*Jeff Ament's Hat-o-rama. Every winter, you would receive, as a complimentary gift for your membership, a classy, sassy hat specially selected by Mr. Jeff Ament. These would include a very different array of hats every season, going from the classic baseball cap, to the trucker hat, to the cloche, to the delightful styles from Paris. This will definetly suit all your hat needs. And it will keep your head warm during this cold season, so your neurons would (hopefully) be working better, and thus you would be doing better in your exams (if you are a student).


These are just some suggestions for a positive change in the Xmas single. Maybe, one of those is actually the "change" the 10C has been talking about for weeks now. Those are a few ideas that might help reduce the all too common Jammer syndrome of "XMAS SINGLE BITCHINESS." Hopefully, this could help eradicate such devastating epidemic.


This concludes tonight's senseless rant.


Peace & Love,

Juli

PS: I LOVE THE 10C! lol

What the hell is all this?

This is why I don't do drugs.

...some oreos

That would mean that I'm a very unfortunate 18 year old girl who has not been able to experience a Pearl Jam show live yet. Hopefully, that will all change this summer.

that means(pearl jam live virgin)

lmao


yeah.....I don't need drugs to make my mind stupid.....

I see.

Soon.

you will be blown away by this band,,,, they will actually set you on fire with there live assault.... hope you get your first shows!!!!!

haha, thanks! yeah, chances are my first show will be West Palm '06...let's hope that's a good one!c hehe.

there all good ones, dont worry!! florida, pearl jam, summer, what could be better than that!

true true but................... Florida summer also means hurricane time! lmao darn it....I'm just raining on my own parade But seriously, I hope they tour before August

man thats alot of smiley faces

yeah.................... I tend to overuse smileys

it's a little late for this but welcome to the board.

THANK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!

do you always make the same exact threads here and at synergy?

No. I don't. I was just really bored so I wrote that piece of crap and posted it everywhere. HA!

It's so nice to see some people on here who have yet to be crushed by the cynicism of PJ Chat

Cool post. Made me laugh. How do I vote this for POTD?