Cal Varnson is a piss guzzling motherfucker that spends all his waking hours on the board making condescending posts about shit he thinks he knows. No one cares what you think or the fact that some post occurred in some other obscure thread that was around three weeks ago. This board is total shite and people like Cal Varnson make REAL fans not want to post here. Pearl Jam fans are mostly all dorks, but this guy takes it to a new level. He's so obssessed with lame compulsive negativity... I bet he masterbates into coffee filters and then delicately folds them into four squares and reuses them one month later when the semen dries. I know other people must want this pissant to shut up. Why do people let dickheads control this board. It could be a rather fun place to write messages.
I'll shovel shit into your backyard, motherfucker! Why would a fan of a band that disapproves of authoritative control be so fucking authoritative? You suck, people only pretend to care what you think, and I fucking hate you.
I'm sure you'll try something clever like trying to point out where I missed a comma or something, but that doesn't change the fact that you drip with compulsive authoritative misery.
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drilling for beer wrote:
Cal Varnson is a piss guzzling motherfucker that spends all his waking hours on the board making condescending posts about shit he thinks he knows. No one cares what you think or the fact that some post occurred in some other obscure thread that was around three weeks ago. This board is total shite and people like Cal Varnson make REAL fans not want to post here. Pearl Jam fans are mostly all dorks, but this guy takes it to a new level. He's so obssessed with lame compulsive negativity... I bet he masterbates into coffee filters and then delicately folds them into four squares and reuses them one month later when the semen dries. I know other people must want this pissant to shut up. Why do people let dickheads control this board. It could be a rather fun place to write messages.
I'll shovel shit into your backyard, motherfucker! Why would a fan of a band that disapproves of authoritative control be so fucking authoritative? You suck, people only pretend to care what you think, and I fucking hate you.
I'm sure you'll try something clever like trying to point out where I missed a comma or something, but that doesn't change the fact that you drip with compulsive authoritative misery.
Dude, you missed like... six commas in there.
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PhilPritchard wrote:
drilling for beer wrote:
Cal Varnson is a piss guzzling motherfucker that spends all his waking hours on the board making condescending posts about shit he thinks he knows. No one cares what you think or the fact that some post occurred in some other obscure thread that was around three weeks ago. This board is total shite and people like Cal Varnson make REAL fans not want to post here. Pearl Jam fans are mostly all dorks, but this guy takes it to a new level. He's so obssessed with lame compulsive negativity... I bet he masterbates into coffee filters and then delicately folds them into four squares and reuses them one month later when the semen dries. I know other people must want this pissant to shut up. Why do people let dickheads control this board. It could be a rather fun place to write messages.
I'll shovel shit into your backyard, motherfucker! Why would a fan of a band that disapproves of authoritative control be so fucking authoritative? You suck, people only pretend to care what you think, and I fucking hate you.
I'm sure you'll try something clever like trying to point out where I missed a comma or something, but that doesn't change the fact that you drip with compulsive authoritative misery.
Dude, you missed like... six commas in there.
Also that "REAL" should have just been in bold, not caps. It's a message board, not a chalk board, fellas.
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