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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:13 am 
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I just found this funny, so I had to post it. This specific reviewer only gave it 1 star.

"After listening to over 5,000 artists in my lifetime, I can conclude that Pearl Jam is a bunch of untalented slobs. The CD "ten" is nothing compared to the great Talent of Nirvana, Creed, Staind, and Limp Bizkit.

These guys sold out so bad, they are on a kids shirt in the Simpsons ( the worst show of all time)!!

PEARL JAM SUCKS, for good grunge Check out Nirvana, Creed, Staind, Hoobastank, and Disturbed"


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C4Lukin wrote:
I just found this funny, so I had to post it. This specific reviewer only gave it 1 star.

"After listening to over 5,000 artists in my lifetime, I can conclude that Pearl Jam is a bunch of untalented slobs. The CD "ten" is nothing compared to the great Talent of Nirvana, Creed, Staind, and Limp Bizkit.

These guys sold out so bad, they are on a kids shirt in the Simpsons ( the worst show of all time)!!

PEARL JAM SUCKS, for good grunge Check out Nirvana, Creed, Staind, Hoobastank, and Disturbed"
lol, ha haa haa!!!


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LikeAnOcean wrote:
C4Lukin wrote:
I just found this funny, so I had to post it. This specific reviewer only gave it 1 star.

"After listening to over 5,000 artists in my lifetime, I can conclude that Pearl Jam is a bunch of untalented slobs. The CD "ten" is nothing compared to the great Talent of Nirvana, Creed, Staind, and Limp Bizkit.

These guys sold out so bad, they are on a kids shirt in the Simpsons ( the worst show of all time)!!

PEARL JAM SUCKS, for good grunge Check out Nirvana, Creed, Staind, Hoobastank, and Disturbed"
lol, ha haa haa!!!


Admit it though, he is right about one thing, Hoobastank has been rocken the GRUNGE scene for quite awhile now.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How old was this "reviewer?" Eight? Nine?


And, yes, we all know that Hoobastank are the true godfathers of grunge. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: A RVM review on Amazon.com
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C4Lukin wrote:
I just found this funny, so I had to post it. This specific reviewer only gave it 1 star.

"After listening to over 5,000 artists in my lifetime, I can conclude that Pearl Jam is a bunch of untalented slobs. The CD "ten" is nothing compared to the great Talent of Nirvana, Creed, Staind, and Limp Bizkit.

These guys sold out so bad, they are on a kids shirt in the Simpsons ( the worst show of all time)!!

PEARL JAM SUCKS, for good grunge Check out Nirvana, Creed, Staind, Hoobastank, and Disturbed"


He wasn't being serious dude - look at his other reviews, he was doing that just to get a reaction

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There is no way this person is serious. It must be a joke, calling the Simpsons the worst show ever just gives it away totaly. The Creed and Hobastank things are other clear indicators.


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Serious or not, it gave me a much-needed laugh. :D


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Simpsons - the worst show ever? Ha. It will go down as one of the best shows in television history . . . kind of like Pearl Jam and music. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: A RVM review on Amazon.com
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Pearl_Jams_lion wrote:
C4Lukin wrote:
I just found this funny, so I had to post it. This specific reviewer only gave it 1 star.

"After listening to over 5,000 artists in my lifetime, I can conclude that Pearl Jam is a bunch of untalented slobs. The CD "ten" is nothing compared to the great Talent of Nirvana, Creed, Staind, and Limp Bizkit.

These guys sold out so bad, they are on a kids shirt in the Simpsons ( the worst show of all time)!!

PEARL JAM SUCKS, for good grunge Check out Nirvana, Creed, Staind, Hoobastank, and Disturbed"


He wasn't being serious dude - look at his other reviews, he was doing that just to get a reaction


I thought it had to be a joke. It was ammusing either way, serious or not.


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C4Lukin wrote:
I just found this funny, so I had to post it. This specific reviewer only gave it 1 star.

"After listening to over 5,000 artists in my lifetime, I can conclude that Pearl Jam is a bunch of untalented slobs. The CD "ten" is nothing compared to the great Talent of Nirvana, Creed, Staind, and Limp Bizkit.

These guys sold out so bad, they are on a kids shirt in the Simpsons ( the worst show of all time)!!

PEARL JAM SUCKS, for good grunge Check out Nirvana, Creed, Staind, Hoobastank, and Disturbed"


this guy's gotta be taking the piss.

in which case quite amusing

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oddly enough i just saw hoobastank this weekend at the house of blues,.

absolutly the worst show I have ever seen. they have no ability to perform live. left after 5 or 6 songs.
thanks God three days grace made me feel like I at least did not waste my money

just seems funny the worst band I have ever seen being compared to the best live band on the planet
huh?


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Heh. The Official Amazon reviews aren't much better either, talking generally.

I once read Amazon.com's review of System of a Down's first, self-titled album. And it began with something like "Woah, skull crushing death metal straight out of Eastern Europe..."

About 45 minutes of uncontrollable laughter followed, after I read that. They’ve since altered their review, though.


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Thank you for my first laugh of the day. :)


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