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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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let me tell everyone a little story. I woke up this morning with a headache. I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. I retrieved a bottle of ibuprofin from the medicine cabinet. I uncapped the bottle and rotated it counter clockwise open end pointing downward towards my open hand. I held it in this position until two tablets had fallen. I returned the bottle to it's original position, recapped it, and placed it back in the cabinet. I closed the cabinet door and proceeded to the kitchen. When I arrived in the kitchen I directed my attention to the refridgerator. I opened it and grabbed a bottle of cool dasani. I cracked open the bottle and threw the two caplets into my mouth. With one mighty swig I swallowed the medication. I replaced the cap on the dasani and put it back in the refridgerator for later consumption. I closed the door and walked into the living room. After sitting in my chair for approximately five minutes my headache had started to subside. 30 minutes later I felt as good as new. I have now wasted the most space.
let me tell everyone a little story. I woke up this morning with a headache. I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. I retrieved a bottle of ibuprofin from the medicine cabinet. I uncapped the bottle and rotated it counter clockwise open end pointing downward towards my open hand. I held it in this position until two tablets had fallen. I returned the bottle to it's original position, recapped it, and placed it back in the cabinet. I closed the cabinet door and proceeded to the kitchen. When I arrived in the kitchen I directed my attention to the refridgerator. I opened it and grabbed a bottle of cool dasani. I cracked open the bottle and threw the two caplets into my mouth. With one mighty swig I swallowed the medication. I replaced the cap on the dasani and put it back in the refridgerator for later consumption. I closed the door and walked into the living room. After sitting in my chair for approximately five minutes my headache had started to subside. 30 minutes later I felt as good as new. I have now wasted the most space.
There you go. Quoted, and I now hold the title for most space wasted.
let me tell everyone a little story. I woke up this morning with a headache. I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. I retrieved a bottle of ibuprofin from the medicine cabinet. I uncapped the bottle and rotated it counter clockwise open end pointing downward towards my open hand. I held it in this position until two tablets had fallen. I returned the bottle to it's original position, recapped it, and placed it back in the cabinet. I closed the cabinet door and proceeded to the kitchen. When I arrived in the kitchen I directed my attention to the refridgerator. I opened it and grabbed a bottle of cool dasani. I cracked open the bottle and threw the two caplets into my mouth. With one mighty swig I swallowed the medication. I replaced the cap on the dasani and put it back in the refridgerator for later consumption. I closed the door and walked into the living room. After sitting in my chair for approximately five minutes my headache had started to subside. 30 minutes later I felt as good as new. I have now wasted the most space.
There you go. Quoted, and I now hold the title for most space wasted.
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
let me tell everyone a little story. I woke up this morning with a headache. I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. I retrieved a bottle of ibuprofin from the medicine cabinet. I uncapped the bottle and rotated it counter clockwise open end pointing downward towards my open hand. I held it in this position until two tablets had fallen. I returned the bottle to it's original position, recapped it, and placed it back in the cabinet. I closed the cabinet door and proceeded to the kitchen. When I arrived in the kitchen I directed my attention to the refridgerator. I opened it and grabbed a bottle of cool dasani. I cracked open the bottle and threw the two caplets into my mouth. With one mighty swig I swallowed the medication. I replaced the cap on the dasani and put it back in the refridgerator for later consumption. I closed the door and walked into the living room. After sitting in my chair for approximately five minutes my headache had started to subside. 30 minutes later I felt as good as new. I have now wasted the most space.
There you go. Quoted, and I now hold the title for most space wasted.
let me tell everyone a little story. I woke up this morning with a headache. I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom. I retrieved a bottle of ibuprofin from the medicine cabinet. I uncapped the bottle and rotated it counter clockwise open end pointing downward towards my open hand. I held it in this position until two tablets had fallen. I returned the bottle to it's original position, recapped it, and placed it back in the cabinet. I closed the cabinet door and proceeded to the kitchen. When I arrived in the kitchen I directed my attention to the refridgerator. I opened it and grabbed a bottle of cool dasani. I cracked open the bottle and threw the two caplets into my mouth. With one mighty swig I swallowed the medication. I replaced the cap on the dasani and put it back in the refridgerator for later consumption. I closed the door and walked into the living room. After sitting in my chair for approximately five minutes my headache had started to subside. 30 minutes later I felt as good as new. I have now wasted the most space.
There you go. Quoted, and I now hold the title for most space wasted.
Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 44183 Location: New York Gender: Male
this thread is way too classy to delete
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