1 Not a fan
they like 5 songs or less (<5);
aka “the sucker”

2 “The Cal” fan;
< 15 (mostly songs from TEN);
aka “the quiter”

3 Somehow a fan;
< 25 ;
aka “the I like Jeremy and Lass kiss but I don’t know the rest” or “guest”

4 A basic fan
> 25 < 75 ;
browse message boards but no post;
aka “The rookie”

5 Enhanced fan
>75 < 100 ;
10C member;
post on at least 1 MB, owns some bootlegs
aka “the jamhead ”

6 Hard Core fan
>100 <125;
10C member;
post on at least 1 MB,
owns more than 20 bootlegs and a few posters,
have attended at least 1 show ;
aka “the Mookie”

7 True Fan
loves more than >125;
10C member,
have accounts in more than 2 message boards and have a total of 1000 post or more,
owns more than 50 bootlegs and a more than 5 posters,
have attended more than 5 shows,
aka “the unemployable”
A TRUE (in capital letters) label will be used for those that are fans since 1991.

Qualifiers:
“AntiSold” qualifier will be added to the fan that hates TV appearance, commercials and things the band does to promote albums
“Semi” qualifier will be added to the fan that are either Hard Core or true fans but have not attended a PJ live show
“Pussy” qualifier will be added to the fan that hates general admission shows because they are to dangerous
“NonInterWEB” qualifier will be added to the fans type number 5, 6 or 7 that are in compliance with all the requirements of their category with the exception of the ones related to message board activities.
“Bitcher” qualifier will be added to the fans that would complain if they appear on TV and also if they don’t appear on TV. For those who bitch and moan because they are like that.
“Old school” qualifier will be added to the fans that love Ten, Vs and Vitalogy but don’t like much the rest of the stuff.

Modifiers:
- Stone’s bitch. Self explanatory.
- Cameron’s Stallions. Self explanatory
- KaS: For those who has been banned from Synergy
- DumbIsStrength: for fans that don’t instantly love everything the band does because that's just stupid.
- STBC: For those who think vinyl sounds better than the Cds.
- Geek: For those who think songs must be recorded and distributed in FLAC or similar formats but NEVER in MP3.


Examples of accepted signatures:
Dick Black, Old School Semi True Fan
Jon Doe, Pussy Old School Hard Core /Stone’s Bitch /Geek
Rose Flower, Pussy TRUE Fan /KaS


Feel free to suggest new ideas. I will edit the original post and incorporate the changes

count me in as the "my head hurts from reading that fan"

i'm a tne club member... with accounts in more than two message boards and a combined total of over 1000 posts (i think) i have maybe ten bootlegs. one poster and have been to one show (two more this summer)
i like 100 to 125 songs and have a yellow digi pak ten.
which catergory do i fall under?

I believe I'm a Mookie, then.

I think I'm a mix of a Mookie and an Unemployable

i suppose i'm nearly "the mookie"

i believe that if pearl jam was a woman, i'd have sex with it... maybe even give it a little foreplay... where do i fall

Ok, well, I have 185 official bootlegs, I'm in the 10c, love every song, have multiple message board accounts. I'm still lacking though.

i'm def unemployable

Hey, you don't have a category for guys like me: I'm the tragic "My life revolves around PJ, but i live in the upper right corner of Europe, i'm poor, and i never get to any shows" type.

can you space the rankings out better.

I am a Mookie but I havnt seen them yet, 3 months and counting!

i base my life around PJ

where does that place me

10c member- almost all bootlegs ( that they put out) i post here - i have a PJ tat -set for next week. have tour posters. seen em live

Any suggestions?

Do you feel it needs more categories?

i is be a mookie

nope--good categories, just put some spaces between them so they're easier to read. it's a bit confusing

I'm a true fan, but I don't instantly love everything the band does. That's just stupid.

I have 100's of bootlegs but 1 poster.