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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:36 pm 
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I am walking with Jeff Ament down near Mountain View Park... It's about 5:13 p.m. in the afternoon. My girlfriend & a few of her friends wanted to go see a movie I already saw with Jeff a couple weeks ago... 'the Longest Yard'.. jokingly throughout the movie I would nudge him with my shoulder & whisper "My stiff cock is the longest yard"... I didn't really mean anything by it at the time. At least, that's what I thought... Well when I told him that for the 4th or 5th time during the movie... I would notice Jeff biting his lower lip.. We shared the popcorn, but I paid.. It was the way I made up for him spending the gas to take us out.. Not that, at the time, I was really thinking of it as a date or anything...

But here we are again... This time instead of going to see a movie or going to the skate park.. We were just gonna maybe lay on the grass & talk...

"Hey Avocado?"
"...Yea Jeff?"
"Do you believe in, you know, true love?"
"Yea Jeff... I do"
"I haven't found true love yet... I don't think so anyway. There's this one person I've been thinking about..."
"Who?"
"I think you know who"

I didn't say anything.. I knew what he was talking about. Although Jeff & I didn't know each other long, there was a big chemistry starting to build.

"Avo?"
"Yea?"
"Do you think I'm fat?"
"No.. Not at all"

Jeff lifted up his shirt & I looked down at his stomach

"No you're not fat"
"You sure? Cus.." Jeff pats his belly "Cus It just feels that way sometimes"

I reach over & stroke his stomach, I didn't mean to stroke it.. It just happened

"No Jeff, that's... actually really really nice"

Jeff looks over at me.. our eyes meet... It was the right moment, the right time... I reached my hand down his pants & started juicing his balls...

Jeff stares at me...

"Oh... Avocad-NO... Avocad-no... oh, Avocad-yes"

I keep juicing them with my thumb & index finger.. just a little squeeze, not enough to hurt him.. I lean in to kiss him...

"Avo- wait.. I'm not just another guy on your tree, am I?"
"No Jeffrey.. Youre the entire grove"

Then I busted out some Jiffy Lube... I joked with him about it being called Jeffy lube & we walked behind the park bench...

I got down on my knees & took him in my mouth... I've done this a few dozen times before, sure.. But not like this...

He finished, & I took him from behind...

Jeff was moaning.. "I can't hold on.. the weight.. you bear"
"Shh Jeffrey.. It's ok"
"My bodys broken fast.. please lift me up"

I honored his request & pulled him back by his hair

"You can't know what it's like to be inside" I whispered back into his left ear, & exploded inside of him...

God it was gorgeous.

On the way home, holding hands... I just had to stop & tell him..

"Jeffrey - Ament so much for you to come with me today"

Heh, we were always teasing each other like that.... I'm seeing him again, tonight... and even though he wasn't chubby... I sure gave him one...

We were talking on the phone later about the experience.. The taste of his sweat, blood, urine... all dripping from my forehead.. I never had such a real man before.. I've had black men, but not real men.. Sometimes I can still taste his spit in my mouth... Sometimes I swallow my own spit & pretend it's his... No one can understand our love, no one.

So where will we go? In each other's assholes I suppose.. It's how we get there, that means everything in the world to me.

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oh thank god for this thread.

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Emmm.......yes. I can't see a future for this thread.


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Vitalogy Lion did this better

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Almost makes me wonder why we waste time on all these other threads.


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This story would have been much funnier if it was about Stone.

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Top ten all-time, folks.

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PjLion, is that you?

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Juvenal wrote:
Vitalogy Lion did this better


oh geez I wonder what ever happened to him..? Hmm I wonder where Pearl Jams lion, Vitalogy Lion, etc.. whatever his face went?

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Ensign9 wrote:
Top ten all-time, folks.


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I just read this again. :lol:

Avocado doesn't deserve to have his own threads; he deserves his own forum for coming up with shit like this.

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Avocado wrote:
Juvenal wrote:
Vitalogy Lion did this better


oh geez I wonder what ever happened to him..? Hmm I wonder where Pearl Jams lion, Vitalogy Lion, etc.. whatever his face went?


:!:

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:lol: :lol:

I don't understand how people don't find Avocado's threads hilarious.


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hammer wrote:
:lol: :lol:

I don't understand how people don't find Avocado's threads hilarious.


He is without a doubt my favorite new poster. I hope he stays here for a long, long time.

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Gimme Some Skin wrote:
This story would have been much funnier if it was about Stone.

but then he wouldn't have been able to use this gem of a line: "Jeffrey - Ament so much for you to come with me today"


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this thread is useless without pics.


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edzeppe wrote:
this thread is useless without pics.


I wouldn't show them out of respect for Jeffrey.

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When does this guy get banned? Soon, hopefully?

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