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I remember reading the Young Ones book years ago (totally toilet reading material - they were kind of flogging a dead horse at that stage) and they had this game they played where they would put the word 'fart' in song titles. Totally appealed to my sense of humour - champagne comedy indeed!
Thought I'd give it a go with PJ. From the new album you'd have:
Fart Wasted
Severed Fart
Farter in the Sand
Big Fart
Farted Reprise
Come Fart and
Fart Job (or Inside Fart)
Some classics from other albums include:
Binaural - Breakerfart, Light Farts, Of the Fart, Parting Farts, Sleight of Fart and Fart Air.
No Code - In My Fart and Off He Farts.
Riot Act - Can't Fart, Fart Boat Captain, Fartduster, Thumbing My Fart, Green Fart, and 1/2 Fart.
Ten - Fart Flow and Why Fart.
Vitalogy - Betterfart, Fart For You and Tremor Fart.
Vs - Only gives us Glorified Fart.
Yield - Fartfull and Given to Fart.
God I am bored..............................
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I'm reluctant to admit it, but I was chuckling towards the end. It wore down my resistance.
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It has just occurred to me that I may well be Avocado's RM Poster Child!
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a great bloke wrote:
Remembered to ask dude that I hung with most of party night if he had any idea why I had a large (fist-sized) purple bruise on my chest. He said he remembers "OW!" but that's it. Guess I'll never know.
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tremor fart
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I do this game sometimes, but with much dirtier words.
For example, "sex"
Why Sex
Rear View Sex
Spin the Sex Circle
Sex For You
Satan's Sex
Bettersex
In My Sex
Present Sex
Sex of J
No Sex
Given To Sex
Do The Sex
Push Me, Sex Me (or Sex Me, Pull Me or Push Sex, Pull Sex)
Gods' Sex (opposite of Satan's Sex)
Light Sex
Sex As It Seems
Thin Sex
Sex The Girl
Sex Of Hand
Parting Sex
Can't Sex
Sex You
Love Boat Sex (or Sex Boat Captain or Love Sex Captain)
Sexduster
I Am Sex
Sexing My Way (or Thumbing My Sex)
Sex Disease
Sex Night
Sexhiker
Don't Gimmie No Sex
In The Sexlight
Sexucation
Sex Out Of Control
The Sex Song
Other Sex
Hard To Sex
Sexsteps
Dead Sex (ewwwwwwwwwwwww)
Strangest Sex
Let Me Sex (It's Christmastime)
Last Sex
Sweet Sex
Dirty Sex
Bee Sex
Sex Wasted
World Wide Sex
Severed Sex
Sex In The Sand
Unsexable
Big Sex
Army Sex
Inside Sex (or Sex Job)
Man, I too am bored.
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I remember reading the Young Ones book years ago (totally toilet reading material - they were kind of flogging a dead horse at that stage) and they had this game they played where they would put the word 'fart' in song titles. Totally appealed to my sense of humour - champagne comedy indeed!
Thought I'd give it a go with PJ. From the new album you'd have:
Fart Wasted Severed Fart Farter in the Sand Big Fart Farted Reprise Come Fart and Fart Job (or Inside Fart)
Some classics from other albums include:
Binaural - Breakerfart, Light Farts, Of the Fart, Parting Farts, Sleight of Fart and Fart Air.
No Code - In My Fart and Off He Farts.
Riot Act - Can't Fart, Fart Boat Captain, Fartduster, Thumbing My Fart, Green Fart, and 1/2 Fart.
Ten - Fart Flow and Why Fart.
Vitalogy - Betterfart, Fart For You and Tremor Fart.
Vs - Only gives us Glorified Fart.
Yield - Fartfull and Given to Fart.
God I am bored..............................
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funny shit dude
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