Post subject: 4PRL JAM: I let the perfect woman slip away.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:31 am
Stone's Bitch
Joined: Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:06 am Posts: 3146 Location: Orange County, California
I thought that maybe you guys would apreciate this story.
So, I was driving in my truck yesterday when I notice that the new BMW in front of me had the license plate "4PRL JAM". After I got over my excitement, I decided that I HAD to see who was driving it. I sped up next to the car and saw, much to my surprise (I was expecting a middle aged guy or something), the most gorgeous twenty-something girl I have ever seen. Now I am freaking out at this point and I figure I have to roll the window down and at least tell her that I am loving her license plate...but of course, no matter how hard I try to catch up to her, the brand new beemer beats the shitty old truck any day. As dismayed as I am for missing my chance to talk to the hottest Pearl Jam fan I have ever seen, I can at least get some satisfaction from the fact that there is at least one ridiculously gorgeous girl in orange county that is a die hard PJ fan.
So hopefully,someday, when the time is right...we shall meet again.
Until then I'll probably just get teary eyed every time I hear MFC...
_________________ I waited all day
you waited all day
but you left before sunset
and I just wanted to tell you
that the moment was beautiful
just wanted to dance to bad music
drive bad cars
watch bad tv
should have stayed for the sunset
if not for me
Last edited by BadRadio16 on Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:34 am, edited 2 times in total.
Post subject: Re: 4PRL JAM: I let the perfect woman slip away.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:42 am
Johnny Guitar
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:21 am Posts: 297 Location: NH
BadRadio16 wrote:
I sped up next to the car and saw, much to my surprise (I was expecting a middle aged guy or something), the most gorgeous twenty-something girl I have ever seen.
I hate to break it to you, but that was her dads car dude.
_________________
Eddie Vedder wrote:
I mean I dare you to sing Black and not feel it. I dare you.
Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 44183 Location: New York Gender: Male
I went to a small college in Maine. I was stuck in traffic with a friend from college waiting to get into the holland tunnel and the car in front of us had a Bowdoin sticker on the back window. So we got out of the car to see if it was someone we knew. It was an older guy--his daughter goes there. We didn't know her. I think we freaked him out a bit when we knocked on his window though.
This ties in because I likely had Pearl Jam on while we were sitting in the traffic.
_________________ "Better the occasional faults of a Government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a Government frozen in the ice of its own indifference."--FDR
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:49 am Posts: 6766 Location: Big Kahuna Burger
Destiny my man. Make sure you connect with her. Write your phone number on a piece of paper and keep it in your truck so that you can hold it against the window for her next time you see her
_________________ The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:18 pm Posts: 5622 Location: hiding amongst the chimpanzees
Zephyr wrote:
Destiny my man. Make sure you connect with her. Write your phone number on a piece of paper and keep it in your truck so that you can hold it against the window for her next time you see her
this tactic works almost as well as simply honking at her and yelling "Show me your tits!"
_________________ Twenty years for nothing, well that's nothing new, besides, No one's interested in something you didn't do Wheat kings and pretty things, let's just see what the morning brings.
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:49 am Posts: 6766 Location: Big Kahuna Burger
Well, you guys do drive automatics, should make such things a lot easier
_________________ The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:27 am Posts: 4033 Location: tampa
this reminds me...last October I dropped a date off after an hour and a half because she kept turning off PJ on my car CD player, right then and there I knew it wasn't meant to be...she thought I was crazy, I thought she was retarded
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