a bloodline relative of yours, what would you like him to be?

you're probably one of those who hate backspacer

I like Backspacer.

But I hate s/t.

you're like a walking contradiction chud

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that's what i like about you

seriously though, i'd like eddie to be an uncle on my mother's side

he could be my father:

It would mean I'm a superrich, spoilt kid. I get easy access to meeting people like Neil Young. He couldn't prohibit me from smoking (incl weed) & drinking. And I have a super hot mom. And if I'm born out of those two, I'm probably not all that bad looking either. So that coupled with my last name gets me lots of hot girls.

yeah, put like that, there's a lot of pros, but a dad is too close for comfort. you'd know him up close, and there's no way he's as cool as he seems when you're hanging with him so much. plus the mumbling thing, and sooner or later your bound to catch your dad farting, and that brings him down the cool ladder a couple of notches at least.

The cool factor was never included in my post, rafa. I'm pretty sure he can be a stubborn prick. But I'm just looking at the money/lady thing.

So right before my parents divorce...this is going way back, like seventeen years...my mom went up to Minneapolis to see an old friend who had just gotten out of jail. Same weekend, my dad went down to Las Vegas for a bachelor's party. Not long afterwards, they were horrified to discover that they both had crabs. Each blamed the other, of course, and the whole thing fell apart from there.

Now, if Eddie Vedder gave either or both of my parents crabs, but no children resulted from the couplings, what exactly does that make him to me?

Get thee to Synergy!