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cutuphalfdead wrote:
You're right, you just throw up old stip posts.
That I will admit to. Our forum is a resource for Pearl Jam news and reviews that cannot be matched by any other Pearl Jam fan site.
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B wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
You're right, you just throw up old stip posts.
That I will admit to. Our forum is a resource for Pearl Jam newsschtick and reviews that cannot be matched by any other Pearl Jam fan site internet site not named 4chan.
if they interview the 2ft team (which I think is a good choice) they should interview B. I stand by that.
As long as Bs interview comes second so he can copy/paste the answers the 2ft team gave.
I fought hard to make this schtick last, i am very proud that it has finally caught on.
I remember finding you, naked and wet on the floor of the tub with your legs half agape and your hair partially lathered. Being the gentle person that I am, I picked you up and handcuffed your hands to the shower head. I then proceeded to take the bar of Zest and work your body like a heavy bag, giving you the sudsing of a lifetime. In my own personal opinion, you never looked better. You were not just clean, but Zestfully clean. I shaved your armpits and landscaped your mons pubis. I then proceeded to condition your locks, remembering to rinse and repeat. I then dried you off with a maroon Egyptian cotton towel I had stolen the night before when crawling out of a bathroom window at a local store. I proceeded to pluck your eyebrows and dry your hair, wrapping it upon your head like a pharaohess. Once this was complete, I dressed you in your pajamas and set you in bed like an angel upon a cloud.
You then vomited and defecated at the same time, which was rather disappointing. At that point, I was prepared to cut my losses and accept defeat when I remembered that I had driven my El Camino to your residence that evening. Without hesitation I swooped you up, full size mattress and all, and placed you into the bed of my luxury car/farm truck abomination. I drove you through a local car wash and was just about finished when you finally awoke. You were a bit agitated, but surprisingly clean with a waxy clear coat. You immediately vomited again, but this time, it slid right off your pajamas.
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