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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (2012)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:03 pm 
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Overheard at Target yesterday:

"Man, I can't wait for this Battleship movie. It looks like it's gonna be even better than Transformers!"

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (2012)
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B wrote:
Overheard at Target yesterday:

"Man, I can't wait for this Battleship movie. It looks like it's gonna be even better than Transformers!"

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (2012)
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Saw the trailer for this with my friend, she didn't know what it was so I told her to just wait until the end. A hearty laugh of disbelief ensued.

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¡B! wrote:
Overheard at Target yesterday:

"Man, I can't wait for this Battleship movie. It looks like it's gonna be even better than Transformers!"

hanging out in the toy aisle again, B?


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (2012)
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Spike wrote:
¡B! wrote:
Overheard at Target yesterday:

"Man, I can't wait for this Battleship movie. It looks like it's gonna be even better than Transformers!"

hanging out in the toy aisle again, B?


Actually ... I was in the toy aisle, but the conversation was happening over at the electronics counter.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (2012)
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Does any navy in the world currently field a ship properly classfiied as a battleship? The US retired the last Iowa class battleship in 1991 after shortly reactivating it for the gulf. The only other likely contenders are what, the Ruskies and...?


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (2012)
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Does any navy in the world currently field a ship properly classfiied as a battleship? The US retired the last Iowa class battleship in 1991 after shortly reactivating it for the gulf. The only other likely contenders are what, the Ruskies and...?


Well, it's pretty clear now that retiring our fleet was a pretty big fucking mistake!

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A MOVIE ABOUT THE BOARD GAME BATTLESHIP AND WHO THE FUCK WILL PAY 10 BUCKS TO WATCH IT??

when are they gonna make a movie about parcheesi??

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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the local military recruitment office has Battleship posters plastered all over the walls. our tax dollars at work.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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This should just me renamed John Carter II: At sea with aliens.

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This should just me renamed John Carter II: At sea with aliens.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A MOVIE ABOUT THE BOARD GAME BATTLESHIP AND WHO THE FUCK WILL PAY 10 BUCKS TO WATCH IT??

when are they gonna make a movie about parcheesi??


I'm holding onto my money for the midnight screening of Connect Four.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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There were people at the Avengers showing I was at that were in disbelief there was a Battleship movie coming. I was confused as to how someone would be excited about seeing Avengers but somehow missed the commercials/trailers for Battleship. There's enough overlap in the two targeted audiences that the advertising would bleed through, no matter how patricular you are. Just seemed strange.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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i got bugs wrote:
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A MOVIE ABOUT THE BOARD GAME BATTLESHIP AND WHO THE FUCK WILL PAY 10 BUCKS TO WATCH IT??

when are they gonna make a movie about parcheesi??



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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (2012)
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This movie looks awful.


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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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can't wait for the midnight showing of this.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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How long will it take for the phrase "You sunk my Battleship" to be said in this movie? 30 Minutes?


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How long will it take for the phrase "You sunk my Battleship" to be said in this movie? 30 Minutes?


I'm not going to bother spoilering this:

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The aliens themselves arrive because we try to contact distant planets and actually succeed (nice going Earth). The initial pacing of their arrival is handled pretty well and there are some pretty smart allusions to the board game, such as a defined field, enemy missiles tube-like in appearance and pin-pointing certain parts of the ships and later something a lot more obvious to the point of parody.
It unfortunately has to be said however, that given the ridiculous premise of the film, the line 'you sunk my battleship' which is worth the price of admission alone, is not mentioned.


http://twitchfilm.com/reviews/2012/04/r ... leship.php

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¡B! wrote:
Rocky Estoppel wrote:
How long will it take for the phrase "You sunk my Battleship" to be said in this movie? 30 Minutes?


I'm not going to bother spoilering this:

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The aliens themselves arrive because we try to contact distant planets and actually succeed (nice going Earth). The initial pacing of their arrival is handled pretty well and there are some pretty smart allusions to the board game, such as a defined field, enemy missiles tube-like in appearance and pin-pointing certain parts of the ships and later something a lot more obvious to the point of parody.
It unfortunately has to be said however, that given the ridiculous premise of the film, the line 'you sunk my battleship' which is worth the price of admission alone, is not mentioned.


http://twitchfilm.com/reviews/2012/04/r ... leship.php

aren't all missiles tube-like in appearance?

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Battleship (05/18/12)
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How the hell can they make a movie based on the game Battleship, and NOT SAY "You sunk my Battleship?"

That IS THE ESSENTIAL LINE. People will be expecting it. At least anyone over the age of 30 that actually played a board game in their lifetime.


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