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LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:03 am

My god, this movie kicks such a crazy amount of ass.

Bruce Campbell is one coolassed motherfucker.

Mickey · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:15 am

My girlfriend keeps trying to get me to watch this. Am I correct in it's a spoof on zombie movies?

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:23 am

Master Slave wrote:

My girlfriend keeps trying to get me to watch this. Am I correct in it's a spoof on zombie movies?

Not exactly.
It's the third movie in the "Evil Dead" series (I haven't actually seen the first one) and it's spoofing all the horror/action genre cliches and it's also a big homage to the Three Stooges. So expect a ridiculous slapstick movie.

Even if you haven't seen any Evil Dead movies, watch AOD. It is fucking awesome. Hilarious and inspired.

inadvertent imitation · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:25 am

Master Slave wrote:

My girlfriend keeps trying to get me to watch this. Am I correct in it's a spoof on zombie movies?

Mickey, what the fuck. Watch this movie now.

Mercury · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:26 am

And remember....shop smart, shop S-mart!

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:29 am

Mercury wrote:

And remember....shop smart, shop S-mart!

The one-liners are the best in this movie!

"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

"You thought I was beautiful once."
"Baby, you got real ugly."

"Give me some sugar, baby."

"Right now, you're in charge of two things: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

"Groovy."

"I may be bad, but I feel good."

"Put some back bones into it!"

and the greatest:
"Hail to the king, baby."

Mercury · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:39 am

Adding to the fun again...

"This....is my BOOMSTICK!"

Dr. Van Nostrand · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:49 am

i just want a chainsaw that fits on my arm :lol:

punkdavid · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:15 am

It's not necessary to see the previous Evil Dead movies, but I'd highly recommend at least seeing Evil Dead 2 before AOD. It makes more sense that way (if that's possible).

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

"I am Henery the Red, ruler of such and such"
"Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants"

"First you one want to kill me now you wanna kiss me, blow"

"OO! I'm blind I'm blind!"

ha thats great

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:52 pm

punkdavid wrote:

It's not necessary to see the previous Evil Dead movies, but I'd highly recommend at least seeing Evil Dead 2 before AOD. It makes more sense that way (if that's possible).

I still haven't seen The Evil Dead, and I gotta say, I feel like I was missing a bit from Evil Dead II.

Napoleon · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:58 pm

Yo, she-bitch! Let's go.

Mercury · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:42 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

punkdavid wrote:

It's not necessary to see the previous Evil Dead movies, but I'd highly recommend at least seeing Evil Dead 2 before AOD. It makes more sense that way (if that's possible).

I still haven't seen The Evil Dead, and I gotta say, I feel like I was missing a bit from Evil Dead II.

You gotta check out Evil Dead! An absolute horror classic in every way. The funny thing is though, the backstory changes every time in the sequels and none of it is quite what happened in Evil Dead. It's close enough but I always thought it was funny that they changed things up a little bit each time they re-tell the story.

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:21 pm

"Well that's just what we call pillow talk, baby!"

Orpheus · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:24 pm

You forgot the best one:

"Hey, you got somethin on your face"

"Huh?"

*Ash throws dirt onto his severed head*

Hahahaha I love that part.

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:27 am

"Buckle up, bonehead!"

inadvertent imitation · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:27 am

This thread should simply have a link to Maddox's update about Army of Darkness. He says all that can be said.

Mickey · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:30 am

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=aod

Orpheus · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:44 am

inadvertent imitation wrote:

This thread should simply have a link to Maddox's update about Army of Darkness. He says all that can be said.

Even he agrees with me on the best one-liner!

antiyou · **Joined:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:06 am **Posts:** 2557

"Great, just what I needed... A whore's blanket"
"Klattu Verata Nictmmphghh"

I have probably seen this movie 20 times. It never gets old. I'm not a fan of the Bootleg edition, it cuts out some pretty good lines. At least the "Boomstick Edition" incorporates both.

Which ending does everyone prefer?

Army of Darkness

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