Round 2 is here, hopefully we can finish round 2 before I head to florida next week.

Round 1 Winners

John McClane

J.Matrix

Yoda

Aragorn

Spider-man

Wolverine

Hellboy

Batman

Batman in the end, had enough kryptonite to take superman down, now for a new week of die-hard battles, round 2, where only the real bad-asses have a chance to advance. We begin round to with Col. John Matrix vs. Hellboy, I think the commando maniac takes his ass back to hell!

Rambo, no question about it.

"in Vietnam Rambo's job was to dispose of enemy personnel, to kill..period!" -Colonel Samuel Troutman

oh puhlease


john matrix would fuck rambos shit right on up outta here, in one movie, matrix killed as many as john rambo did in three movies

plus matrix had the better lines


i like you sally, youre a funny guy, thats why i'll kill you last

*later holding sally over a cliff*

sally, remember when i said id kill you last?

yea thats right john, you promised...you promised

I lied

I don't really care about this one so much. I guess i would say Ahnold.

Can we do Yoda vs. Neo next?

I get into arguments with my friends about this one all the time.

Sweet scene. I'd have to go with Matrix. He could kill anyone with his flat top alone.

"Please don't disturb my friend...he's dead tired."

I want to see the ultimate match-up: Mad Max Rockatansky vs. Baron Administrator of Cloud City, Lando Calrissian.

ok we will do them next, and those others will come along, i got a long list guys, let's keep on subject

i disagree, all Arnold did in Commando was pad his stats by killing tons of generic, low-level bad guys

meanwhile Rambo did several tours in 'nam, took on an entire police department and national guard in First Blood, went BACK to 'nam in part 2 and, just for good measure, took on the Afghans and the Russians in Rambo 3.

John Rambo would eat John Matrix for lunch, imho

how in the hell can you not assume arnie didnt kill a bajillion people too? they didnt really show rambo kill to many people in his "past"

im telling you, i talked to my pencil, and even it said arnold would kill sly

if anyone has any suggestions for future ones, let me know, so far this fight is pretty even

in his past Arnold was making babies, Rambo was killing them. end of story

yea, he was making babies cry, after he killed their parents and told them to quit being such babies

patrick swayze in roadhouse vs patrick swazye in red dawn

Matrix was a special forces guy, was he not? He eats bitches like Rambo for brunch! Then (since he's a survivalist) he'd crap out Rambo and then eat him again just so there'd be no sign of him being there! God bless John Matrix and Jenny Matrix too!

red dawn and i better not have to even come close to justifying this

in Commando Arnold talks about being a young boy in Austria growing up or whatever and he was also a family man, good father to his daughter, etc.

on the other hand, Rambo is a pure killing machine. Could Arnold "live off the land and eat things that would make a billygoat puke"? i didn't think so

anyone is tough with a machine gun and a rocket launcher...i didn't notice Swayze ripping too many dude's adam's apples out with his bear hands in Red Dawn though

Amen, brotha!!

Patrick was just some kid who was forced to fight russians in Red Dawn. In Roadhouse, he could beat a whole room full of people down by himself.

whats harder to do, rip out someones adams apple or summon the courage to battle for the country you believe in and fight the red menace?