I've been sick as a dog the past couple days and have done nothing but lay around watching tv. I've seen some commercials so many times in the past 2 days that I think it makes me even more sick. The worst three are:

3. "Orca, orca, oh how I love orca." Stupid rental car commercial with a couple visiting the largest walnut and whale watching. I wish the giant walnut would fall over and crush them.

2. "Start having a... great life." Hyundai commercial with people passing their Hyundai keys around. This god damn song just gets stuck in my head and makes my hears bleed. How can you have a great life driving if you're driving a Hyundai?

1. "A bunch of spam... and viruses." Some guy with an annoying voice demonstrates AOL's virus and spam protection by dumping shit all over another guy's food. As if I need another reason to hate AOL. Die AOL, die.

Those commercials are like beautiful angels floating in the morning sun compared to some of the other shit out there.

there is already a fairly large thread about this here
http://www.theskyiscrape.com/phpBB2/viewt ... ritzements

check it out