"I Wont Hold You Out A Windo"

I used to dance around
In skimpy clothes that made em all go wild
Now I park in the with child spot and shop in the baby food aisle…
Do they sell wife beaters for all sizes?
Cause baby if you need to know one thing its that mommas full of surprises…

Well I wont hold you out a window
I wont send you to bed for saying something you really shouldn’t have said
No, I’m just gonna hold you tight, make things better when they don’t seem right…
Well I won’t hold you out a window
I aint the type of momma who gives ya shit if you didn’t take out the trash
As long as your room is clean, and your homework’s done you’ll always be the one…

No, daddy wasn’t the first man in my life
There was one who was kinda outta sync
And that other guy who was a minute man
But I hope that by the time your old enough to understand
Your daddy will still be the one holding my hand…


Well I wont hold you out a window
I wont send you to bed for saying something you really shouldn’t have said
No, I’m just gonna hold you tight, make things better when they don’t seem right…
Well I won’t hold you out a window
I aint the type of momma who gives ya shit if you didn’t take out the trash
As long as your room is clean, and your homework’s done you’ll always be the one…



I aint the type of momma who gives ya shit if you didn’t take out the trash
As long as your room is clean, and your homework’s done you’ll always be the one…
Don’t let grandma know that sometimes I give ya chocolate
Cause if she knew she’d throw a fit…
If you lips are sealed then so are mine…
Come to momma when it hurts and she’ll make you feel just fine…

I prefer this one to the rene and kenny song.

did you write it (them?)_ if so.. good job.

yeah i wrote both of the songs... i think its just kinda cool to write songs about other people that can in some way relate to everyone.. it was like 2 minutes to write each song because u already know the basic set up for the story.. u just have to add a little humor and its all good.