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I just saw some cable TV show tonight, I think it was called "Girls Gone Bad."
Anyway, the final sketch was a spoof music video and the song was called "Camel Toe"...the whole video showed women walking around sporting camel toes in spandex pants, and then everyone who walked/drove by them starting cracking up. They also printed the lyrics on the screen during the song.
Holy shit, I was absolutely rolling. Thought you should know.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
It's by a group called Fanny Pack.
Fanny Pack wrote:
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
walking down the street something caught my eye a growing epidemic that really ain't fly a middle aged lady i gotta be blunt her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
i could see her uterus her pants were too tight she must've owned panties that were not in sight i walked right by the poor woman didn't know she had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe
[chorus] um hmm thats right uh huh oh no fix yourself girl you got a Camel Toe um hmm thats right uh huh oh no fix yourself girl you got a Camel Toe
girl thats gotta hurt take some time an dadjust can't you see people staring and making a fuss could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance is your crotch hungry girl cause its eating your pants do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing in public putting on an x rated show cursin people out with your Camel Toe
[Repeat Chorus]
first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress a little quick to wearin wearin pum pum shorts and its causin me much distress whoomp there it is yeha right in the front everybody come and get a good look i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny and every nook you better take a quick minute before you step outside and check the area thats pubic or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up like rubic take these words of advice cause its not very nice i wanna put you al in the know girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep watch out for The Camel Toe
[Repeat chorus]
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all
When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe
Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know
I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe
- Your labia, your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
- Pudenda, vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
Spike wrote:
camel toe has been ruined for me ever since my friend mentioned his mom's
mickey?
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
ledbetter10 wrote:
i feel like i hadn't even heard the term camel toe until just recently...it's taking over...seriously
Yeah, I long for the days of "moose knuckles."
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Bammer wrote:
*roast beef curtains*
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