It just started. Let the farting begin!

5:02. We're starting the third hour of the show now, and Howard decides they're going to read the Revelations now. This is a feature they've been prepping for, in which each of the members of the show has admitted something tremendous, and those revelations are about to be read on the air. George Takei does the intro, mentioning his own recent revelation of his homosexuality as an example of what to expect.

First one: "I cheated on my wife, and she caught me." They won't say who belongs to each of these comments. Not yet. So it becomes a guessing game.

Second one: "I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members when to the bathroom." We know this is a "him" at least thanks to the way Will describes.

Third one: "In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion." Shock from everyone, and another "Oh, myyyyyyyyyyyyy" from George.

Fourth one: "I think I'm addicted to porn. I jerk off twice a day, and prefer to masturbate to having sex."

Fifth one: "I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn."

Sixth one: "My buddy and I once ordered the massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and left us staring at each other."

Seventh one: "I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables."

Eighth one: "I have a half-sister I never met and don't want to."

Ninth one: "I've had cosmetic surgery."

Tenth one: "A guy once blew his load on my chest." "Oh, myyyyyyy."

Eleventh one: "I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning, and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals."

5:11. It's on to the guessing now, and this is what makes it fun.

Tenth one: "A guy once blew his load on my chest." "Oh, myyyyyyy."

Let me ask people this as it's hard to figure out and I know if I go to the store to buy it, the guy there will be retarded. So I buy a plug and play reciever like a Sportster. Dashmount it, since my car has no tape player, I have to set the regular FM radio to 88.1 and then the Sportster or other plug and player reciever will transmit the signal to the car stereo systerm. (Assuming I have the antennae installed on the car and hooked up.) Then when I get home and get a dock installed and hooked up to my home boombox and have an antenna installled there too, I can just again tune the FM to 88.1 and enjoy?

My wife wants to get satellite and I want to sort of figure out what i need to buy and how it will basically work...

thanks

Let me ask people this as it's hard to figure out and I know if I go to the store to buy it, the guy there will be retarded. So I buy a plug and play reciever like a Sportster. Dashmount it, since my car has no tape player, I have to set the regular FM radio to 88.1 and then the Sportster or other plug and player reciever will transmit the signal to the car stereo systerm. (Assuming I have the antennae installed on the car and hooked up.) Then when I get home and get a dock installed and hooked up to my home boombox and have an antenna installled there too, I can just again tune the FM to 88.1 and enjoy?

My wife wants to get satellite and I want to sort of figure out what i need to buy and how it will basically work...

thanks

Then when I get home and get a dock installed and hooked up to my home boombox and have an antenna installled there too, I can just again tune the FM to 88.1 and enjoy?