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 Post subject: Jack Bauer vs. James Bond: Who Would Win?
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Ok, it's the battle of the ages: Britain's finest, James Bond, aka 007, vs. America's top counter-terrorist agent, Jack Bauer. The two face off in a one on one duel with their respective arsenals at their disposals. Who do you think would win? Create as many scenarios as you want. May the best man win.
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bond has the advantage with his many gadgets, but bauer has the instinct that you need to really win.

bauer by a hair.

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In my mind it'd be a lot closer, but googlefight never lies. James Bond, hands down.

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=e ... James+Bond
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Rick Hunter would kick both their asses. After all, he played pro football.

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B wrote:
Monk.


chunk norris ate monk, so let's say there's no monk in the equation. then who would win?





















oh, and dont say chuck norris.
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that google fight thing just told me that Bond could win a fight vs. Yoda...
that thing knows nothing...
Jack can kick Bond´s ass anytime

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sean connery would shit on keifer sutherland, who would shit on roger moore and peirce brosnen

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Bond, no question.

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jack bauer because he's much tougher. hell he was tortured until his heart stopped in season two but he didn't let that stop him.

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Pfft -Bond, of course. He could just shoot a pen missile into Bauer's chest and blow that fucker to hell.

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elbarto wrote:
jack bauer because he's much tougher. hell he was tortured until his heart stopped in season two but he didn't let that stop him.


Bond was too smooth to even let someone get close to torturing him. Even if he was tortured, he'd at least get the entire evil plan explained to him in the process.

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Pfft -Bond, of course. He could just shoot a pen missile into Bauer's chest and blow that fucker to hell.


that´s nonsense...Jack could find that missile and disable it before Bond could shoot it...and kill M and Moneypenny in the middle

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i didnt want to say this when i started the thread, but i think jack would win. all jack has to do i distract bond with a girl, then BAM, shot to the head. besides, bond only carries one clip in his gun, and jack has a whole arsenal in the back of his SUV. cmon.
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bond is arrogant, and that will be his undoing

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Go_State wrote:
elbarto wrote:
jack bauer because he's much tougher. hell he was tortured until his heart stopped in season two but he didn't let that stop him.


Bond was too smooth to even let someone get close to torturing him. Even if he was tortured, he'd at least get the entire evil plan explained to him in the process.


Apparently you didn't see Die Another Day.

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they'd do heroin together and forget their was a competition, then bond would make puns that would blow bauer's mind

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