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 Post subject: David Cross letter to Git-R-Done
PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:00 pm 
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has anyone seen this yet? hilarious. I :heartbeat: David Cross

http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artId=183


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"I don't care who you are, that's funny." He's genious. :lol:

Thanks for the link.

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David Cross wrote:
Because you are not that dumb. I mean you, Dan Whitney, the guy who's name the bank account is under. You were born and raised in Nebraska (hardly The South), went to private school and moved to Florida when you were 16. This is when you developed your accent?!


Oh smack! :worthy:

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FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

I've been waiting so long to hear somone say all that.

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Jesus Christ can you even fucking read?!


Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

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That made my fucking day.

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I think David just owned him.

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I love David Cross. Anybody who's a fan and hasn't heard some of his stand up cd's, you don't know what you're missing. "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" and "It's Not Funny" are both excellent.

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David Cross is the man, makes fun of people I wish I could

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Jesus Christ, that was incredible.

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Finished reading the article and damn :thumbsup:

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David Cross wrote:
You and Dane Cook ought to get together and have a "my-fan's-are-the-greatest-people-on-earth-and-that's-why-I-do-this" off. You could both sell a shit load of merch too.


I guess he isn't a fan of Dane Cook. :?

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flavdave wrote:
David Cross wrote:
You and Dane Cook ought to get together and have a "my-fan's-are-the-greatest-people-on-earth-and-that's-why-I-do-this" off. You could both sell a shit load of merch too.


I guess he isn't a fan of Dane Cook. :?


A lot of stand-up purists seem to hate him.

I'll be honest, I don't even question why people enjoy Larry the Cable Guy. I mean, he irritates the SHIT out of me and I've never even wasted enough time to watch a full show of his. But I just feel really awful that there are people out there that find him funny. It's really quite sad.

Fuck wars, the fact that there are people in this country that can relate to this man's "humor" demonstrates that we're in seriously dire straits.

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A lot of stand-up purists seem to hate him.


A lot of stand-up comedians seem to hate him.

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The one positive that may come from Arrested Development being cancelled is more David Cross stand-up. The guy is brilliant and hilarious. May be the best stand-up comedian currently out there.

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Think-Of-Something-To-Do-And-See-That-Task-To-Completion!!!!!



oh shit, i can't stop laughing

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I don't think Larry's gonna read that.


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Athletic Supporter wrote:
I don't think Larry's gonna read that.


Even if he did he wouldn't care. He would resume counting his millions of dollars.

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flavdave wrote:
Athletic Supporter wrote:
I don't think Larry's gonna read that.


Even if he did he wouldn't care. There's too many "fancy" words for him

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Athletic Supporter wrote:
I don't think Larry CAN read that.


si?


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Oh cool. Drumming up publicity with a COMEDIAN FEUD. It might be funny if these two guys didn't take what each other said so damn seriously.


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