Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:36 am
Spaceman
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JimNasium wrote:
Snakes on a Plane
do i smell oscar in the wings?
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with a combination of snakes and planes, you cant lose.
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Everything goes fine until about an hour into the flight when the snakes get drunk and belligerent. Then one of them tries to eat Samuel L. Jackson and bursts.
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