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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:40 am 
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wow, this has the be the worst acting a movie has ever had.

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You're obviously neither fast nor furious enough to "get down" with this movie. That's gangsta talk for "you're not cool." WHAT

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c_b what did you expect from a vin diesel movie? i was upset by the lack of hot chicks in the movie


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i believe the apocalypse will occur when paul walker and keanu reeves act in a movie together, the combined awful acting will cause the world to implode.


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ledbutter wrote:
i believe the apocalypse will occur when paul walker and keanu reeves act in a movie together, the combined awful acting will cause the world to implode.


I was just about to post "EFF! BEE! EYE!"

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Ensign9 wrote:
ledbutter wrote:
i believe the apocalypse will occur when paul walker and keanu reeves act in a movie together, the combined awful acting will cause the world to implode.


I was just about to post "EFF! BEE! EYE!"


also i can't believe more people haven't talked about how fast and the furious is almost an exact rehash of point break but with surfers replaced with street racers and bank heists replaced with semi hijackings.


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wow, this has the be the worst acting a movie has ever had.


me and my brother were talking about this movie while we were sitting in the theater tonight waiting for V for Vendetta to come on...

You know how they play those US ARMY propaganda videos before the coming attractions???

Well I turned to him and said, due to the demographic that goes to watch certain movies, such as The Fast and the Furios, and XXX (Triple XXX) or however you pronounce it... we were laughing about how many of the viewers of such movies actually leave the theaters and enlist in the military afterwords...

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jimbojones1138 wrote:
Well I turned to him and said, due to the demographic that goes to watch certain movies, such as The Fast and the Furios, and XXX (Triple XXX) or however you pronounce it... we were laughing about how many of the viewers of such movies actually leave the theaters and enlist in the military afterwords...


:?

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Ensign9 wrote:
jimbojones1138 wrote:
Well I turned to him and said, due to the demographic that goes to watch certain movies, such as The Fast and the Furios, and XXX (Triple XXX) or however you pronounce it... we were laughing about how many of the viewers of such movies actually leave the theaters and enlist in the military afterwords...


:?


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just thinking that such dumbass action flicks would entice people who are dumb enough to want to enlist and buy into that propaganda bullshit...

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i didn't think the first one was THAT bad. it was entertaining. but it went downhill during the second one.

did you guys see that they are making a third one? it looks terrible.

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Jim wrote:

did you guys see that they are making a third one? it looks terrible.


...god help us all... thats almost as bad as another rocky movie...

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jimbojones1138 wrote:
Jim wrote:

did you guys see that they are making a third one? it looks terrible.


...god help us all... thats almost as bad as another rocky movie...


http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808715999

little bow wow is in it :|

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i tried to avoid ever watching this movie, but i was eventually sucked in due to a bored dorm night


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Too Big a Man Too Say wrote:
i tried to avoid ever watching this movie, but i was eventually sucked in due to a bored dorm night


have never seen this movie, never will... but bored dorm room nights man, that really musta sucked where you attended college... i woulda huffed noxious house hold cleaning products in the dorms - sharpie magic markers even- rather than watch that award winning entertainment...

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Jim wrote:
i didn't think the first one was THAT bad.


go back and watch it again, NOW.

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The worst thing about this movie is NOT the bad acting, the terrible rip off plot, or the utter lack of good looking women. No the worst thing about this movie is the legion of 4-door cavalier and '88 honda civic coupe drivers that it inspired to run out and purchase fatty pipes and 3 foot high tail fins for their shitty 100hp soccer mom cars. THAT is the biggest curse this movie has unleashed upon the world.

Every time i go out for a drive i have to deal with these wannabe's with their low-end-budget-hand-me-down-compact-piece-of-shit-cars. Let's get something straight here guys. Slapping a "racing" sticker on your windshield and buying seat covers does not make it a racecar. Your civic is a racecar like my 90 Jimmy was an armoured transport vehicle.


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I enjoyed the first one. As far as "mindless action movies" go, this one was pretty good. And Jordanna Brewster is not too bad to look at...

My favorite character is the chinese dude who says, "SWAT came into my house!". That always kills me... His acting skills make Paul Walker look like Paul Newman.

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