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Chef, We killed our teacher and they found our semen in her throat!
_________________ New Age bullshit is just a bunch of homo shit that some rich fuck came up with to scam people. It's exactly the same as scientology and every other religion: fake.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:54 am Posts: 10731 Location: The back of a Volkswagen
Oh plehease! Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for seventy cents on the dollar? You tell me, Chuck? ...Yeah, I didn't think so-You know, I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday, either. Uh huh. ...So are you gonna talk to me, or are we just gonna keep bullshitting each other? Breakin' my balls, Chuck.
Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:30 pm Posts: 113 Location: Tundra
Det. Jarvis: Did Chef ever touch you here? (point's towards the inner thy)
Stan: No.
Det. Jarvis: Ok did he touch you here? (Rubs the doll's crotch)
All Children: NO!!!
Det. Jarvis: Did he ever do this? (Rubs the doll's nipples) How 'bout this? (licks the doll's crotch)
Butters: My Uncle Bud did that to me once!
_________________ ...Will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu! Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.
Joined: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:52 pm Posts: 942 Location: New York
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Cartman: Hey guys do you know a jewish women with boobs?..... Joobs.
Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:49 am Posts: 313 Location: Sanford, FL
Chef's Father: I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
Chef's Mother: Tree-fitty!
Chef's Father: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!
Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
Eric Cartman: "He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose! "
_________________ "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." -- John Steinbeck
Kyle: Cartman nine people died!
Cartman: Yeah but like seven of them were hippies. Mostly only hippies go to farmers markets...mostly.
_________________ Tom Waits: Well... we could go to Taco Bell if that's more your style.
Iggy Pop: What are you saying, man? You saying I'm like a Taco Bell kind of guy?
_________________ Tom Waits: Well... we could go to Taco Bell if that's more your style.
Iggy Pop: What are you saying, man? You saying I'm like a Taco Bell kind of guy?
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