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What are the top 10 flat-out worst movies you've ever seen, and the top 10 best worst movies you've ever seen?
Worst:
1. Versus (2000)
2. The Blues Brothers 2000
3. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
4. Like Mike
5. The People Under The Stairs
6. The Nail Gun Massacre
7. Saw II
8. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
9. Jaws 3-D
10. Pearl Harbor
Best Worst (No Order):
-Commando
-Snakes On a Plane
-Reptilicus
-Massacre In Dinosaur Valley - No, there are no dinosaurs. There are a lot of incredibly stereotypical tribal cannibals, though.
-Dead Heat - It stars Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo, and it has zombies. Come on. That's gold.
-The Dead Next Door - The ultimate low-budget ode to the zombie genre. A film that is conscious of its badness, and it exploits it wonderfully.
-Dead & Breakfast
-Wrong Turn - Cliched to the extreme? Sure, but man is it ever fun to watch those twenty-somethings get slaughtered by them hick folk. And it even has some respectable gore from time to time! This moment alone makes it worth watching:
-Eaten Alive (1980) - So much nudity, sex, violence, and general ineptness that it's hard not to have fun with this cannibal exploitation romp. It even cuts to stock footage from Jungle Holocaust for the end kills, probably because it didn't have the funding to shoot the necessary gore. Classic.
Yes, that is indeed a jungle native wearing a jacket, holding a blowgun, and standing at Niagra Falls.
-Maniac (1934) - It's considered to be the first exploitation film. It may have the first glimpses of naked female breasts in cinema history, but exploitation may be a bit extreme. I can't even begin to explain how bad this one is; you just have to see it to believe it.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Oh man, Blues Brothers 2000 was really fucking bad.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:02 pm Posts: 10690 Location: Lost in Twilight's Blue
I'll think about the list and get back to you, but I may have seen the worst movie ever this weekend and I'm not kidding. It's called "Andre the Butcher" and it stars Ron Jeremy. It's not a porno, just a really shitty horror flick. This movie sports some of the worst production values ever, which are quite comparable to porno actually. Some highlights include,Ron Jeremy eating his own scabs, obvious cut away shots to stock footage of breasts during the nude scenes, a guy pissing holy water....I could go on. It was impossible not to laugh at it.
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Best Worst: Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Leprechaun in Space, Jason X, Plan Nine from Outer Space
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Joined: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 12509 Location: Pittsburgh Gender: Male
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
10. Pearl Harbor
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:51 pm Posts: 2869 Location: Appalachian Hills of Tennessee Gender: Male
i'm guessing none of you have seen bloodrayne. i don't have time to make a complete list right now, but i can tell you bloodrayne is the absolute worst movie i've ever seen.
1. alone in the dark.
2. Broken arrow
3. x-men 3
4. spider man 2
5. charlie and the chocolate factory (with johnny depp)
6. xxx
7.
i'll think of more later...
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