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OMG, Jack is going to hijack an airplane!

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So will Jack end up shooting the pilots and landing the plane himself? Or will he jump out once he has the recording?

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Jack will torture the plane itself, when it refuses to cooperate.

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Ensign9 wrote:
Jack will torture the plane itself, when it refuses to cooperate.


Or shoot the plane's wife.

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onejourney wrote:
Ensign9 wrote:
Jack will torture the plane itself, when it refuses to cooperate.


Or shoot the plane's wife.


or saw off the cockpit.


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Jack´s gonna shoot some motherfuckin´snakes in there!

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It's turning into Passenger 57.

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Samuel L Jackson will make a special guest appearance to yell out "MUTHA FUCKA!" in some random scene in the airplane.

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Ensign9 wrote:
Jack will torture the plane itself, when it refuses to cooperate.


Jack will meet his match when he trys to break this guy




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Wow, it's like a mini-Oz reunion tonight.

I count three Oz cast members so far...

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Wow, it's like a mini-Oz reunion tonight.

I count three Oz cast members so far...

Has there been any ass-raping?


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Why does each episode of this show get its own thread?

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bart d. wrote:
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Wow, it's like a mini-Oz reunion tonight.

I count three Oz cast members so far...

Has there been any ass-raping?


Not yet, but one of them raped Doctor Nathan.

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wow theres only 4 hours left.

Predictions

Mrs. Logan kills the president.
One more important character will die.
The Vice President really was behind the whole thing.

And Kim gets killed by a pack of wild dogs and America rejoices and forgets all about the president being a traitor.

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Uh, can you actual bank a plane by pulling on aileron wires from inside the baggae compartment? Wouldn't that be done electronically, or at the very least have a more failsafe way of steering? What if the wires snapped midflight?


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ericd102 wrote:
Uh, can you actual bank a plane by pulling on aileron wires from inside the baggae compartment? Wouldn't that be done electronically, or at the very least have a more failsafe way of steering? What if the wires snapped midflight?


Don't doubt Jack. He'll torture you.


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That was pretty bad-ass how he took out the air marshall and dragged a dude into the floor of the plane w/o anyone even noticing. I don't know if it was realistic, but I was lovin' it!

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i used to hate her, but now, as long as she didnt taser me, Id hump Chloe.


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Ensign9 wrote:
Jack will torture the plane itself, when it refuses to cooperate.



Looks like your prediction came true.

This week, torturing a plane, next week torturing the missile shot at the plane. Final episode, Jack tortures the San Andreas faultline, forcing it to not go through with its plan of sending California out to sea (orchestrated by Henderson and the Pres).


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there's no way the president can justify shooting down that airplane. it's going to get him into the same kind of trouble he's trying to avoid.

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