1 In the Y2K episode when stewey says "game over man, game over" like bill paxton in Aliens

2 In the Death episode when Chow Yun Fat jump over the bar in the gunfight

3 In the Jewish episode when Optimus Prime enters the church

4 When Stewey yells shake me like a british nanny

5 in the DOING TOAD episode when Peter raises his fist at the end ala the breakfast club.


did I miss some?

-When Brian sings the Peanut butter jelley time song to cheer up Peter, the suit, oh, god so funny

-Osama bin laden's death to america bit, so good

Stewie doing Shatner doing Elton John.

agreed

When I read the title of this thread, I immediately expected this to be #1.

-Sunny

1. Neil smoking his "corn...cob...pipe" in the 'And the Weinder is'

2. Tom Tucker- "There's Tony bathing Jonathan, that's just plain wrong"
in 'Love Thy Trophy.'

3. Ollie Williams- "It's raining sideways!...Had one!...insideout two miles away...bring me some soup...CHUNKY!!!" in the FG movie.

4. Stewie doing Shatner doing Elton John..(good call)..."Oh yeah that's the good stuff" also in 'And the Weiner is.'

5. Mort Goldman- "And the bad kids said very hurtful things to me...they called me tasty cakes and shoved pine cones in my ass." in 'Kiss seen around the world.'

Tom Tucker: And here's Ollie with our Adopt a pet of the week
Ollie the Weatherman: Who Wants this Dog?!?!

"I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison"

"Oh no!"

"Oh no!"

"Oh no!"

"Oh no!"

(Kool-Aid guy comes crashing through wall) "Oh yeah!"



Never laughed so hard (sober) in my life

in the fg movie..

(that flappy armed thing)

..and if youre black, you can use it to hail a cab..or raise the roof!!

the kool aid man one is incredible too..i was just about to post that

in the first episode where they came back..and the family asked peter if theyll ever get on tv again..and he said there was a chance if (rattles off like 50 shitty shows) all get cancelled..

Oh man, I've quoted this show so often at school... I might just kick my own ass for that. Anyway, here are my favorites:

(from the movie)Greased up deaf guy: Don't mind me! I'm just doing my thing!

Peter: Would you like a crumpet? I WOULD BECAUSE I'M WINSTON CHURCHILL!
Would you like to wear knickers? I WOULD BECAUSE I'M WINSTON CHURCHILL!
Random guy: My wife is very ill!

Arab guy: Ha! What I really said was 'Would you be my wife?' and you said yes! Let me touch your face!

Paddy Tanniger the caddy manager. Yeah, it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about?
Yeah I came out of a hole in the ground. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Peter: What do you think they make big juice out of?
Brian: Um...I don't know..bugs?
Peter: NU UH! NO WAY!....Shut up...

Peter: Hello, China? I got something you might want, but it's gonna cost ya...yeah, that's right, all the tea.

Bob Ross: Now I'm just gonna take a fan brush and put a happy little bush right over here, and if you tell ANYONE, that that bush is there, I will come to your house and I WILL CUT YOU!

the rocket man thing definitely is up there

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy (Spanish): Que?

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

Hell yeah.

Then, Tom Tucker, "And now we go live to Diane Being a bitch. Diane?" as he turns to look at her.

Stewie's birthday episode:
Chris: Hey dude, want some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.

In the episode when Stewie is trying to kill broccoli:
Stewie: Tomorrow's forcast...a few sprinkles of genius...with a chance of DOOM!

And I can't remember the episode, but it was a clip where Peter was narrating everything in the first person and says something about Lois' cooking being terrible. She punches him and then he wakes up a few hours later and the kitchen is dark and says something like "I awoke several hours later, unaware of what had happened."

Runners up include the first chicken fight scene and the fight from The Leafers episode.

The scene where Peter, Brian, and Stewie drink ipecac makes me laugh like a madman.

BUMP, for:

Quagmire: "Hey, sweetie, how old are you?"

Girl: "Sixteen."

Quagmire: "EIGHTEEN?! You're first."

Girl: "MOM!!"

Quagmire: "I like where this is goin'. Gigadee, gigadee, gig-ga-DEE."

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Anything featuring the creepy old pedophile.

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Peter takes a lick of a rum-n-raisin ice cream cone and falls flat on his face.

In the Jewish episode when Optimus Prime enters the church.

pissed my pants. i was a transformers kid.

When Peter has found the Golden Ticket and is running home and he trips and falls and just sits there saying ow and rubbing his knee for ages.

havent watched family guy in a while so my memory isnt that good but ill try

- ALL RIGHT SUNNY D!

- That gay old man

- when peter says "yeah i lost once" and it goes into a tron bike chase scene

- the opening credits where stewie is playing doom

- doritos?

so they were probly not the best bits, but thats all i can remember right now, ok so im now off to watch my family guy box sets

im sorry but that bit was not only 3 minutes too long, but thee most painfully UNfunny moment in FG history. just barely worse than the Peter football Shapoopie routine, which again lasted like 4 minutes too long

1. when it was cancelled at exactly the right time, so everyone would remember only the funny moments and forget how hit and miss the show was.