TMZ Corners Paris Hilton, Fails To Make Her Cry
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As exciting as video footage of Paris Hilton driving away from cops or entering and exiting nightclubs might be, the acts of chasing the celebutard ubiquity down Hollywood Boulevard or sticking a camera in her face as she steps out of her Range Rover lack a sense of intimacy. Intuiting that the public might like to see a less guarded Hilton, head TMZ stalker Harvey Levin called off his paparazzi Delta Force long enough to spend a quiet moment with the heiress, which he used to read verbatim the nasty commentary readers of his website routinely append to the site's many Hiltoncentric items, hoping to elicit the kind of publicist-approved tears Matt Lauer recently coaxed from an embattled Britney Spears. To her credit, Hilton did not crack, not even in the face of the nonsensical--but nonetheless hilarious--accusation that she is "like a fart in a mitten":

Levin asked Hilton about such comments as, "Paris is just an overused human condom," "Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it," and "Would you please drop over dead or commit suicide you damn slut."

Hilton said "I'm far less promiscuous than any of my friends." As for the infamous sex tape with ex-lover Rick Solomon, Hilton said "I'm judged because of something that an ex-boyfriend did to me. I'm not a slut at all."

Hilton says that many of the TMZ comments are "very hurtful" to her and that some make her cry. She says "They think I don't have any feelings."

So, as they say, there you have it: Paris Hilton has feelings and is not nearly as big a slut as her friends. We might pause from puzzling out how exactly a fart might find its way into a mitten long enough to feel something like sympathy for the senselessly persecuted hotel heiress, but we're too busy wondering how long it's going to take before Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry starts vibrating with "anonymous" hate-texts comparing her to spent prophylactics and flatulence-trapping winter apparel.

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Take that you evil bitch.

BTW, Southern California and all it's rich assholes like her should be nuked off the face of the earth. If a massive earth quake demolished the region tomorrow and 1,000,000 died I would care less. Anything to get rid of a culture that produces such scumbags.

i look back fondly on the days before i knew who paris hilton was

i saw this video. much like her sex tape, she really took it like a champ.

i dont care

there are much worse things in this world than Paris Hilton.

It's to bad these two can't find Jesus and go live in a monistary for the rest of their lives.

seriously, like pretentious little asshole druggies who think their tastes in movies and music are so much better than everyone else's

hopefully people like that are the ones who die and noone remembers

good one peeps.

Pretty Much.

Paris, and Nicole, are easy targets because they are rich because of their parents. Paris, imparticular, plays a dumb role very well. Im sure she's not brilliant by any stretch of the imagination- but there are hundreds of spolied rich kids that havent found there way into movies, music, books and TV.... and she did that stuff as a result of her own marketing of herself.

and honestly, I havent heard much (if any) of her being a bitch when approached by regular people. In fact, ive heard shes actually pretty friendly.


I honestly think the hate for her comes out of pure jealousy... im sure a lot of us wish we were born tremendously wealthy, and could pursue whatever the hell we wanted.

exactly. Apparently she has yet to even touch her inheritance....she's pretty much managed to make a ton of money without any real "talent" which is pretty impressive IMO.

And your last statement about jealousy is right on the money...

I love Paris Hilton so much, and I don't even give a fuck.

I'm not a fan, but I've read a few articles that actually mention her being far more down to earth and intelligent than she plays off on TV. She does it as an act, and if what was said above is true about her not touching her inheritance, then it's obviously working for her.

Fuck yeah, I'm jealous as hell, who isn't, really, who works their ass off every day to live hand to mouth? But i can admit it at least.

Which is fine. Being not a fan and uncalled for hatred are totally different things.

one day i would love to show paris how much i love her

this girl is really dumb, really annoying and really not that attractive. I'd like to take a steaming shit on her forhead. That's the only positive thing she could be used for.

But the thing is she has no real talent, the only reason she became famous was doing wild things at parties where there where other famous people. The fact that every time you flip through the channels you have to see another story on her gets old.. I'm not saying I'm not envious, who wouldn't want to go for a sail in the Meddeteranian on a whim or go to some far off island for the summer, but the thing is I really don't like having to hear everything she decides to do. And so what if she hasn't touched her inheritance I'm sure her parents provided her with some allowance that would make anyone else water at the mouth.

Fuch it who cares.

i sometimes sit and ponder wether or not i would hate fuck her

this made me laugh, how does one fart in a mitten