Again the fans have shown that the critics of Uwe Boll are out of touch with want the general movie audience population wants. Dr. Boll has continually been roasted for the films he has directed and produced. His last two films, House of the Dead & Alone in the Dark, cost $20 million but they have grossed over $110 million to-date. The same negative reactions from some of the same press and the internet critics are now being directed at Uwe Boll’s latest film; BloodRayne.
Dr. Uwe Boll has had enough! Uwe Boll’s position is “I am fed up. I’m fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who’ve never watched my films. I have been told that “BloodRayne†has a very bad IMDb rating, but how many of those votes of zero were made before the movie appeared in theatres.†The criticism goes on and on.
Uwe is now challenging the critics that failed to watch his films prior to reviewing or commenting, “TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP!â€
On July 17th, 2006 Uwe will start filming his next feature film, “Seedâ€, starring Will Sanderson, Ralf Moeller, Michael Pare & Andrew Jackson. Following that film he will go into production in late September with another feature called “Postalâ€. Both movies will be shot in Vancouver, BC, Canada.
Towards the end of the filming of the “Postal†the 5 most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra / stand-in in “Postal†and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10 bout match. There will be 5 matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All 5 fights will be televised on the internet and will be covered by international press.
To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the internet or have written in magazines / newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered. Please submit proof of your negative reviews & comments via e-mail to:
All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 64 kilograms (140 lbs.) and 86 kilograms (190 lbs.). You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. You will not be paid or entitled to any residuals or fees. Your transportation & hotel costs will be covered.
Dr. Uwe Boll’s invitation to fight and / or appear in his film is extended to all his harshest critics. Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino are among the most eligible candidates.
I hope someone kicks his ass.
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The guy should quit complaining and be proud, he's on his way to becoming the next Ed Wood!
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The guy should quit complaining and be proud, he's on his way to becoming the next Ed Wood!
except there will be no uwe boll movie starring johnny depp
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BlueNote wrote:
Mercury wrote:
The guy should quit complaining and be proud, he's on his way to becoming the next Ed Wood!
except there will be no uwe boll movie starring johnny depp
Probably not.
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im going to go ahead and justify his point a bit... ive never seen any of his 'films', but i acknowledge him to be one of the worst directors of our time.
The guy should quit complaining and be proud, he's on his way to becoming the next Ed Wood!
except there will be no uwe boll movie starring johnny depp
There wasn't an Ed Wood movie that starred Johnny Depp, either.
yeah there is, you should check it out one of Depp's top 3 performances IMO
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