Post subject: Simpsons EotM #20: STARK RAVING DAD (season 3)
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:33 pm
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:25 am Posts: 17123 Location: Maspeth, NY Gender: Male
Lisa's birthday is approaching, so she makes sure Bart wont forget. Homer discovers that Bart threw his red hat into the wash with all the white clothes, turning them pink. Mr. Burns sees Homer and detains him for being a troublemaker, while Dr. Monroe gives Homer a sanity test to take home. Homer has Bart fill it out, and Homer scores the lowest possible score. He is taken away to a mental institution. At the institution, Homer shares a room with a big white man who talks, dances, and acts like he's Michael Jackson. Homer has never heard of Jackson, so he takes his word for it. Michael phones home for Homer, and Bart answers. Believing it's Michael Jackson, and hearing he'll be staying with The Simpsons, Bart tells Milhouse, and soon enough the whole town knows. Lisa's birthday arrives, and in the midst of all the excitement, Bart forgets. Lisa disowns him as a brother. "Michael" helps a disappointed Bart write a birthday song for Bart, and Lisa thinks it's the best present ever. Michael reveals his true colors; his name is Leon Kompowsky, and he leaves because his work is done.
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Burns: Why is that man in pink!
Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir. He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G.
Burns: Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Smithers: I'll call security, sir.
Burns: Excellent. Yes, these color monitors have already paid for themselves.
Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote.
Homer: D'oh!! Oh, okay.
Lisa: Meditations on Turning Eight, by Lisa Simpson.
[reads]
I had a cat named Snowball --
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping --
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
[next verse]
I had a hamster named Snuffy --
He died...
Homer: [takes his form] No deal.
Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method.
[stamps his hand, `INSANE']
Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane.
_________________ Gotta say it now.... better loud than too late.
Lisa, her teeth are big and green, Lisa, she smells like gasoline, Lisa, da-da-da disa, she is my sister, her birthday, I missed-ah!
Homer: (On phone with Bart) Now make sure we have plenty of cold cuts, and put some beer on ice...
Michael: Um, Homer, I'm a vegetarian, and I don't drink.
Homer: Are you sure you're here voluntarily?
Bart: Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: (annoyed) Yes, I hear voices although I'm trying to watch TV.
Bart: (checks yes) Check. Are you equipped to anger.
Homer: (very upset) Bart! Shut-up, or I will shut you up.
Bart: (checks yes) Check. Do you wet your pants? Hmm, well I guess if that was an occasional accident. (checks yes to every question)
great episode, 4 stars . many classic lines... as you can see.
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:25 am Posts: 17123 Location: Maspeth, NY Gender: Male
Jammer91 wrote:
a pretty good ep indeed
do Last Exit to Springfield, that's got to be one of the best
I'll add it to the request list.
Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt.
Man: I understand. People thought I was crazy for the way I dressed...
Homer: What'd you wear?
Man: One white glove, covered with rhinestones.
Homer: [crosses his eyes and does that `bebebebebebe' thing with his lips]
_________________ Gotta say it now.... better loud than too late.
Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:02 am Posts: 44183 Location: New York Gender: Male
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday lisa
such a sweet little song. it's little touches like that that make this such a good show. I have a hard time believing that anyone on family guy actually cares about anybody else
_________________ "Better the occasional faults of a Government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a Government frozen in the ice of its own indifference."--FDR
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