Post subject: Simpsons EotM #21: LAST EXIT TO SPRINGFIELD (season 4)
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:22 am
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The union leader at the Nuclear Power Plant disappears, leaving the employees without a leader to renegotiate their contract. Mr Burns takes advantage of the situation and removes the dental plan from his employee benefits package, offering free beer in return. Everybody including Homer agrees, until Lisa needs braces which he will have to pay for himself. He stands up and urges other members to reject the contract, and is elected the new plant union representative. Marge buys lisa the cheapest braces which are huge and ugly. The workers vote to strike. Burns responds by turning off the city's power, but the workers do not change their mind. Burns comes to realize he has failed, and proposes to reinstate the dental plan if Homer resigns as the union leader. Homer agrees, and Lisa gets new, clear braces.
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Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ... More so!
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
[repeat 5 times]
[Chuckie, as a prank, drops a pencil into the crack of Homer's butt]
Carl: Bull's-eye!
Homer: Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
[repeat]
Homer: If we give up our dental plan... I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!
_________________ Gotta say it now.... better loud than too late.
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Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
Marge: Hmm that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer: You know I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
(the next morning Homer punches Lenny)
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Mike - (the most perfect guitar solo ever)
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I love the grinch speech burns gives at the end
_________________ "Better the occasional faults of a Government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a Government frozen in the ice of its own indifference."--FDR
One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..
Grandpa Simpsons whole rant during this episode is classic.
5 star episode. a classic
Dr. Wolfe: How often do you brush, Ralph.
Ralph: Three times a day sir.
Dr. Wolfe: Why must you turn my office into a house of lies.
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Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:48 pm Posts: 4552 Location: Ohio Gender: Male
BEST EPISODE EVER! I remember the part with Lisa's teeth running through her face scared me when I was like, 4, watching the show That always makes it funnier and the dental plan yelling part is gold
_________________ Back from the dead.Fuckin' zombies maaan.
Homer (inner monologue): Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer (inner monologue): Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer (inner monologue): My God! He is coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [laughs and winks]
Homer (inner monologue): [screams]
Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh! New man?
Smithers: He thwarted your campaign for governor; you ran over his son; he saved the plant from meltdown; his wife painted you in the nude...
Mr. Burns: Doesn't ring a bell...
Photographer: (to Lisa) C'mon, sweetheart, smile! I bet you have a beautiful smile. Why don't you share it with the world?
(Lisa smiles, exposing her braces.)
Photographer: (gasps) There is no God!
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Come gather 'round children, It's high time ye learned, 'Bout a hero named Homer And a devil named Burns.
We'll march till we drop, The girls and the fellas, We'll fight till the death Or else fold like umbrellas.
So we'll march day and night, By the big cooling tower, They have the plant, But we have the power.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
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That always makes it funnier and the dental plan yelling part is gold
