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You will feel gay and wont be able to do your girl.
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they're apparently not even really vampires.
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
they're apparently not even really vampires.
well i suppose one could blur reality and fiction. my dads a big fan of the books, he drug me to it. fucking terrible movie. he hated it too. if they had taken out the sappyness and all the teenage angst, there might be a few interesting things in the movie, but overall it was a fail.
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This whole movie is so surreally bad, the "vampire baseball" brought the lulz.
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm Posts: 12287 Location: Manguetown Gender: Male
I try to imagine what the author was thinking when she wrote the book. I can hear her thoughts going like "humm...must vampires stories have them burning under the sun, but if instead of that, they...oh my Joseph Smith! Sparkle! That's it!"
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We are familiar with your love of the paranormal, and its not unreasonable to assume a passing interest in crypto-zoology as well, but what sort of expectations could you have had for this film? Subversive Mormon propaganda, through and through.
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simple schoolboy wrote:
We are familiar with your love of the paranormal, and its not unreasonable to assume a passing interest in crypto-zoology as well, but what sort of expectations could you have had for this film? Subversive Mormon propaganda, through and through.
It took me about 3 minutes to get this one.
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