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It made $394 it's opening weekend. I'm not making this up either.

HAHAHA no way

it's true. That's gotta be the most embarassing opening figure in film history.

Jessica Simpson sets a dubious record at the box office

In the wake of her divorce from ex-98 Degree hunk Nick Lachey and the disappointing box office showing of Dukes of Hazzard, a noteworthy debut for her latest movie, Blonde Ambition, was just what the former pop princess needed.

But this was not what the doctor ordered. The movie was thought to be headed for direct to DVD release but they decided to give it a shot in Texas theaters. It grossed $384 in its opening -- $48 per screen, 6 people per showtime, and a total of 48 viewers.

Ouch. They could blame the fact that the movie has been available for illicit download online for weeks, but that only garnered 6000 viewers -- who could watch it at home. On their computers. For free.

Another high-profile flop only adds to the perception that Ms. Simpson is washed up. Her latest album was a bust too, and even her much-vaunted line of edible cosmetics showed up at closeout stores very quickly.

Another late nineties blonde pop starlet on suicide watch.

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WANT

she'll never do it.