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| Author: | vacatetheword [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:02 am ] |
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Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." |
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| Author: | mowbs [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:23 am ] |
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"A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.....I made that one up." |
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| Author: | Iago [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:30 am ] |
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I should give this one another chance because Men in Tights has the distinction of being the only movie that caused me to fall asleep in the theatre. |
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| Author: | Sunny [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:37 am ] |
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"You've lost your arms in the war!" *feels statue" "but you've grown some really nice boobs" |
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| Author: | vacatetheword [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:01 am ] |
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Sunny wrote: "You've lost your arms in the war!"
*feels statue" "but you've grown some really nice boobs" heh, i was originally going to post this one but changed my mind.  i think i'll have to buy this one on dvd, like, right now.
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| Author: | Jamona [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:23 am ] |
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Achoo: Hey, Blinkin! Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"? Prince John: I have a mole!?! |
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| Author: | Monkey_Driven [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:25 am ] |
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"Show him your archery medals..." "Wowee!!!" |
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| Author: | Orpheus [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:49 am ] |
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"I am Asneeze. This is my son, Achoo." "Gesundheit" "Can we please stop all the LOUD NOISES" "Hello, Abbot" "Hello, Abbot" "Heeyyyyy Abbbotttt!!!" "I hate that guy" The shithouse one is definitely my favorite though. |
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| Author: | vacatetheword [ Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:03 am ] |
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Sheriff of Rottingham: A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy! |
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| Author: | Monkey_Driven [ Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:08 am ] |
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Pretty much anything said by the Sheriff when he gets all of his words messed up. |
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| Author: | cutuphalfdead [ Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:13 am ] |
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Robin: I promise you won't go to the archery tournament Achoo: Robin, didn't you just say... Robin: Cool-it Achoo: Chill... |
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| Author: | senorgorra [ Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:49 am ] |
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when they are singing and the shadow shows his sword getting higher and higher and everyone is watching. great stuff. |
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| Author: | vacatetheword [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:52 am ] |
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i haven't been able to find this on dvd, so i dug out my old VHS tape of it at my parent's house. it's a bit damaged and the ending is misisng, but it's decent enough for some good viewing 
"Unfortunately my father couldn't get me into the National Guard"
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| Author: | Plastic Soul [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:36 am ] |
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John: "And what makes you think the people will listen to you? " Robin: "Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." "I'm guessing. I guess...nobody's coming." Blinkin: Oh, this never would have happened if your father was alive. Robin Hood: He's dead? Blinkin: Yes. Robin Hood: And my mother? Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away! Robin Hood: And my brothers? Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague. Robin Hood: My dog, Pogo? Blinkin: Run over by a carriage. Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie? Blinkin: Eaten by the cat. Robin Hood: My cat? Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin? |
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| Author: | cutuphalfdead [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quotes: Robin Hood Men in Tights |
HE SPLIT ROBIN'S ARROW IN TWAIN!
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| Author: | cutuphalfdead [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:30 pm ] |
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Let's get out of these lady's clothing, and get into our tights! |
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| Author: | cutuphalfdead [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:30 pm ] |
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CALL THE LOCKSMITH! |
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| Author: | cutuphalfdead [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:32 pm ] |
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I will conduct the opening prayer in the new Latin: Oh ord-lay, ive-us-gay ore-yay essings-blay, amen-hay. Mervin? Your name is Mervin? |
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| Author: | cutuphalfdead [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Quotes: Robin Hood Men in Tights |
To tell you the truth I was aiming for the hangman. Ok, on the count of kick... |
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| Author: | cutuphalfdead [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:36 pm ] |
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Sunny wrote: "You've lost your arms in the war!" *feels statue" "but you've grown some really nice boobs" 
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