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 Post subject: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:39 pm 
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Came across this and thought it was at best funny and, at worst, infuriating. It's amazing how delusional some (all) of these trust-fund douchebags are...and I don't even like hip-hop.

And yes, I had to Google the name "Spencer Pratt" to see who the fuck he was.

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Spencer Pratt insists that his recently released rap song, "I'm a Celebrity," isn't just a promo for his upcoming stint on the reality show, "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" Instead, the newlywed "Hills" star reveals that the song is just a taste of what fans can expect when he does eventually put out his own rap album. Yes, Spencer has plans to release a rap album.

"I've always known that I secretly am the hottest rapper in the game," he told MTV News. "But I didn't feel the urge until Asher Roth started hitting the airwaves and — no offense to Asher Roth — somebody with some real swagger needed to come into the game. So, I'll challenge him. I'll challenge him to a freestyle or whatever."

He went on to add, "I'm the white Jay-Z in the game. I'm doing the baller thing. I'm more for the streets."

Pratt — who does have plans to release an album with his equally musically inclined wife, who once hinted at his musical abilities — said that unlike Asher Roth, he's bringing the baller mentality back to the rap game. "The only person I'm really feeling in the game right now is Soulja Boy and Gucci Mane," he said, adding that his album will have "big, huge Steve Morales tracks [the producer behind Lil Wayne's 'Pop Bottles'], so it'll definitely be big hooks, and I'm going after the ringtone game."

So, until they hit the studio together, fans of Speidi can also look forward to a tour someday. "We're a team. We'll be going on tour together. She's my #1, like Biggie and Lil' Kim back in the day."


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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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Are you sure you had to google the name?

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Positive. :lol: I knew it had to be MTV or VH1 related, though.


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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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I thought I recognized the name, but I realized I was thinking of Oliver Pratt. Then I realized his name is actually Oliver Platt.

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bart d. wrote:
I thought I recognized the name, but I realized I was thinking of Oliver Pratt. Then I realized his name is actually Oliver Platt.



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I wish that douchebag was more like Tupac and would take a couple slugs to the dome

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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i was watching vh1's greatest tv reality fights and he made it cause he beat up some kid/guy. it was painful to watch because i truly felt there wasnt anyone he could beat up

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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The Hills is great for unintentional comedy.

Heidi: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Spencer: (said like it's his job) "Oh, just twittering."

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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bart d. wrote:
Are you sure you had to google the name?


i really didn't think that guy had a last name, i thought mtv just made him out of old parts of rupaul and ricki lake

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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this entire article is good for unintentional comedy.

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He went on to add, "I'm the white Jay-Z in the game. I'm doing the baller thing. I'm more for the streets."

Pratt — who does have plans to release an album with his equally musically inclined wife, who once hinted at his musical abilities — said that unlike Asher Roth, he's bringing the baller mentality back to the rap game. "The only person I'm really feeling in the game right now is Soulja Boy and Gucci Mane," he said, adding that his album will have "big, huge Steve Morales tracks [the producer behind Lil Wayne's 'Pop Bottles'], so it'll definitely be big hooks, and I'm going after the ringtone game."

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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i dont even think nsync or the backstreet boys were ever this overtly commercial with their music as a lot of mainstream hip hop is nowadays...

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dkfan9 wrote:
i dont even think nsync or the backstreet boys were ever this overtly commercial with their music as a lot of mainstream hip hop is nowadays...


I get your point, but c'mon dude.

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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too bad i claimed the status of the white jay-z back in october, 2004.

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
too bad i claimed the status of the white jay-z back in october, 2004.


you should bring up your post count in your rap battle to decide the title of king of new york, i'm sure you'll win

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
too bad i claimed the status of the white jay-z back in october, 2004.

Jay Z has a habit of thanking God for things, though.

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guys be careful, we're dangerously approaching letting a thread about Spencer Pratt reach more than 1 page.


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bart d. wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
too bad i claimed the status of the white jay-z back in october, 2004.

Jay Z has a habit of thanking God for things, though.

does that mean it doesn't count?

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Al Roker is the man.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/al_roker_sandbags_heidi_spence.php

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 Post subject: Re: Spencer Pratt: I'm The White Jay-Z
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If you think the idea is ridiculous, watch his first video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81hrLS1aRKg

Is he talking shit to a lizard in this? This is easily the greatest video ever on the unintentional comedy level. I really hope this douchebag thought he was cool while he was making this.

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wow, what a waste of a human being, recording engineers, film crews, and time. well there goes the ringtone game

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