Episode summary from the Simpsons website: Homer buys Bart a Superstar Celebrity microphone for his birthday. Bart thinks it's the lamest gift in the world until he realizes he can play some great pranks with it. One of his pranks backfires when the entire town comes to the rescue of "Timmy O'Toole," the little boy Bart pretends has fallen down a well. Krusty the Clown brings his celebrity friends, including Sting, to record a song "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well" to benefit Timmy.
Realizing things have gotten out of hand, Bart tries to undo his prank, but winds up falling down the well himself. He eventually admits that there was no Timmy O'Toole and the whole town is angered because a 10-year-old boy took them for fools. The only people willing to dig Bart out of the well are Homer and Sting.
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Commercial announcer: ...but order now. Supply is limited. Homer:[gasps] LIMITED?!? [frantically dials the phone] Do you have any of those microphones left? Warehouse clerk: [standing in a warehouse filled to the roof with boxes of microphones] Yeah, a couple...
Wal-E-Weasel: Hey there, I hear it's your birthday, how old are you? Bart: Well, I'm... Wal-E-Weasel: Thats great! Would you like us to sing you a special song? Bart: Hell no! Wal-E-Weasel: You've got it, ready Senior P. Varotti? P-Varotti: I'm-a- ready! And a one, and a two! Song: You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!
Bart:[over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod: How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?! I created the universe! Stupid kid! [Rod and Tod fall to their knees and clasp their hands.] Todd: Forgive my brother. We believe you. Bart: Talk is cheap. Perhaps a test of thy faith. Walk through the wall! I will remove it for you... [Rod gets up and obediently walks into the wall. He smacks his head into it.] Bart: ... later! [laughs] Todd: What do you want from us? Bart: I got a job for you. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch. Rod: But those cookies belong to our parents. Bart: Ugh! Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?! Todd: Happy God! Bart: Then quit flapping your lips and make with the cookies! Rod and Tod: Yes, sir!
Krusty: I wanted to do something to help that boy, so I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?" I said, "Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday." I said, "What about Friday?" He said, "Friday's worse than Thursday." Then HE said, "How about Saturday?" I said, "Fine." [slight pause] True story!
_________________ Gotta say it now.... better loud than too late.
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