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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/ ... 3834c.html

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."
The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww. [/img]

Oh god, and here I was thinking it was starring Kelly Kapowtzki!

we wish

I thought it was gonna be Mr. Belding

I thought it was gonna be AC

I bet this is somehow a ploy to get his house back

I don't know about you guys, but I'd do Lisa in the butt.

bodily functions?????

I guess I'd pee in there if she really wanted me to.

I'm sorry I should know this but what is a dirty sanchez???

It's pretty gross. It's when you stick your finger in a girls butt, enough to get shit on your finger. Then you wipe your finger under her nose, creating a "moustache".

-Sunny

Mr "B" Should give him detention for that one..

ahhhh it all makes sense now.

Actually, you're not supposed to use your finger, but rather your dick.

There must be regional differences. Round here, a DS is an extension of a rodeo fuck. When you perform the act with your finger, the woman is supposed to be angered and start bucking. You are supposed to hold on and enjoy the ride.

Wow... all of the sudden I'm 13 again...

The def i heard of rodeo fuck, or the "bucking bronco" is when you are nailing a chick from behind, lean forward and whisper something offensive in her ear like "you fuck almost as good as your sister"....and then hang on for the ride

oh shit haha

well I think we can all agree that dirty sanchezes and anything close to it is pretty fun.

that's hot

I saw him on E, childstar confidential (I think?) and he was acting like some poor innocent guy who was going to lose his house. His wife also had a miscarriage or something tragic.


And now this?