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 Post subject: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:19 pm 
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Previous episodes covered:
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01. Flaming Moes
02. Homerpalooza
03. A Star Is Burns
04. Homer At The Bat
05/06. Who Shot Mr. Burns (parts 1 & 2)
07. Selma’s Choice
08. Bart’s Friend Falls In Love
09. Cape Feare
10. Behind The Laughter
11. Bart Gets An Elephant
12. Duffless
13. The Homer They Fall
14. Bart Gets Famous
15. Two Bad Neighbors
16. Homer’s Phobia
17. Lisa On Ice
18. The Trouble With Trillions
19. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
20. Stark Raving Dad
21. Last Exit To Springfield
22. Treehouse Of Horror 1
23. Marge vs. The Monorail
24. I Am Furious (Yellow)
25. Whacking Day
26. Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
27. A Milhouse Divided
28. When Flanders Failed
29. Bart The Fink
30. Homer Alone
31. Two Dozen & One Greyhounds
32. Lisa The Skeptic
33. New Kid On The Block
34. You Only Move Twice
35. Radio Bart
36. Boy Scoutz N’ The Hood
37. Lemon of Troy
38. Mountain of Madness
39. Team Homer
40. 22 Short Films About Springfield
41. Homer The Smithers
42. E-I-E-I-Annoyed Grunt
43. Homer Goes To College
44. Lisa the Vegetarian
45. Homer the Great
46. Deep Space Homer


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After making a deal with Homer to get good grades in school, Bart and Lisa go away to Kamp Krusty, "The Krustiest Place on Earth!" While they're initially excited about their summer, they soon learn that Kamp Krusty is a run-down prison run by the tyrannical Mr. Black and his C.I.T. henchmen, Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo Jones. Worse yet, instead of sports and arts-and-crafts, the kids are expected to pass their days sewing counterfeit wallets. The only thing that gets Bart through this ordeal is the hope that Krusty himself will visit, but when that doesn't happen, the kids lead a rebellion against Mr. Black and take over the camp. With Bart as their leader, the kids speak to the media and reveal what a sham Kamp Krusty is. Meanwhile, with Bart and Lisa away from home, Homer and Marge are getting in touch with their relationship. Homer feels so good, he's even losing some weight and growing some hair. This all changes when he sees Bart on TV, condemning Krusty and his ramshackle camp. In the end, Krusty apologizes to the campers and takes them on a trip to Tijuana.


Bart: If I don't get a 'C' average my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty!
Edna: Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but alright
Bart: Much obliged, doll!
Edna: Oh Bart Simpson, I'm gonna miss you...
Skinner: Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction?
[students take out weapons]
Skinner: Now let's trash this dump!

Bart: Hey... hands off my pickle!
Homer: I don't see your name on it, boy!
Bart: No, but [licks it]
Homer: Oh yeah? [dunks in his drink] Check... mate!
Bart: Always thinking two moves ahead.

Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh. I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, <Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

Lisa: You're serving us gruel?
Dolph: Not quite. This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.

Lisa: I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart.
Bart: We're all gonna die, Lis.
Lisa: I meant soon.
Bart: So did I.

Kent Brockman: Ladies and Gentleman, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

Bart: Krusty! This camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty: [horrified] Oh My God!!
Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty: Was it a nice hat?
Bart: Oh yeah.
Krusty: [horrified] Oh My God!!

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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When Bart tells Krusty all the bad things that happen and he cries out with each one, something about it gets me every time. Hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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among the pictures of tijuana at the end, the one where bart and lisa are looking down on krusty, completely hammered, lying on the street, ... priceless.

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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rafa_garcia18 wrote:
among the pictures of tijuana at the end, the one where bart and lisa are looking down on krusty, completely hammered, lying on the street, ... priceless.

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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I love Mr. Black raising his glass and saying: "Gentlemen, to evil" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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Juvenal wrote:
I love Mr. Black raising his glass and saying: "Gentlemen, to evil" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bart: Krusty! This camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty: [horrified] Oh My God!!
Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty: Was it a nice hat?
Bart: Oh yeah.
Krusty: [horrified] Oh My God!!

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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The Simpsons used to be superlative. 8)

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this is definitely one of my favorite episodes ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh. I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, <Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

For some reason, Mr. Black's voice makes me laugh so hard at this bit. :lol:

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Juvenal wrote:
Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh. I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, <Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

For some reason, Mr. Black's voice makes me laugh so hard at this bit. :lol:

lol me too

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Mr. Black was the best part of that episode


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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Juvenal wrote:
Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh. I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, <Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

For some reason, Mr. Black's voice makes me laugh so hard at this bit. :lol:

lol me too

i often quote this part, or randomly say <Mr Black> instead of other nouns. most people dont get it. when they DO get it, i know that they know the score.

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons EotM #47: Kamp Krusty (season 4)
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Play C3 wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Juvenal wrote:
Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh. I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, <Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

For some reason, Mr. Black's voice makes me laugh so hard at this bit. :lol:

lol me too

i often quote this part, or randomly say <Mr Black> instead of other nouns. most people dont get it. when they DO get it, i know that they know the score.

it's the same thing when i say wizzle wozzle

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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Play C3 wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Juvenal wrote:
Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh. I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, <Mr. Black>. I want you to treat <Mr. Black> with the same respect you would give me. Now here's <Mr. Black>.

For some reason, Mr. Black's voice makes me laugh so hard at this bit. :lol:

lol me too

i often quote this part, or randomly say <Mr Black> instead of other nouns. most people dont get it. when they DO get it, i know that they know the score.

it's the same thing when i say wizzle wozzle

if i heard someone say this, i would attempt to do all the scattered reactionary background dialogue. (wizzle wozzle? is that what passes for entertainment these days? etc)

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