Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery Since this month is October, I figured it'd be fitting to have a Halloween themed episode. The band KoRn comes to town and the episode heavily parodies the "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" series while the town searches for pirate ghosts during the town's "Halloween Haunt"
Jimbo while at the front of a long line: Aw nuts, come on Ned let's go, this isn't a whore house it's a hor-ror house Everyone else in line cries out in disgust and leaves as well
Sheila answers the door Guy 1: Mrs. Brovlofski? We're from Mt. Peaceful cemetary, could we have a word with you? Sheila: Eh, sure, come in. What is it? Guy 1: Mrs. Brovlofski, someone has defiled you mother's grave. Sheila: Defiled? How? Guy 2 (Later revealed as "Alan"): Well, I'm afraid that someone dug her up. Sheila: Dug her up? Why?! Guy 1: Well, the most likely reason is someone wanted to have sex with her dead body. Now we don't want to alarm you, but someone is probably making love to her corpse as we speak. Alan: Yes. Every vile act, every disrespectful position imaginable Sheila: Oh dear God! Guy 1: Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well. Alan: Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that your mother's body would be stiff and dry and he would have to have it soaked in water for several hours before making love to it. Guy 1: Yes, and now for the difficult part: brace yourself. It is highly likely that he has created new orifices in your mother's decomposing flesh, leaving her looking like an overloved hunk of swiss cheese. And he probabl-- Sheila: OKAY OKAY I get the point! Just tell me what you're going to do about it! pause Guy 1: ...Do? Alan: Oh there's nothing we can do, we're just the watchmen Guy 1: Yeah, you probably want to call the police or something. Sheila: AHHHHHHH!
Cartman has been eagerly awaiting Christmas even though it's only October and is home when a package arrives for his mother, although he assumes it is a Christmas present for himself so he unraps it Ah, sweet! A lifesize blowup Antonio Banderas love doll! With...realistic...stumbling over the word gen-e-talia? Ah sweet, this kicks ass! What a cool Christmas present my mom got begins blowing it up by blowing into the penis
Guy 1: And now my partner Alan will attempt to describe to you what having sex with a dead body might sound like Alan unscrews the lid from a jar of mayo and sticks his fist in, thrusting it in and out while the crowd of people is horrified
Jonathon of Korn: Alright, we need to split up and look for clues Stan: How should we split up? Jonathon: I know, let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life to overcome go this way and everyone who's insecurities interfere with the potential to overcome those obstacles go that way. Kyle: ...Well, that was easy.
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Post subject: Re: South Park EotM #2 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:46 pm
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This is a good one. So far both Episodes of the month have featured musical guests too.
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Post subject: Re: South Park EotM #2 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:06 pm
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i actually wanted to do this episode first, but it wasn't october yet so the scott tenorman episode just happened to be on TV that night so i did that one instead
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Post subject: Re: South Park EotM #2 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:10 pm
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He'd probably Head to Christ.
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Post subject: Re: South Park EotM #2 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:32 pm
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My favorite part of this one is when they argue about whether they're ghost pirates or pirate ghosts. And the fact that everyone in Korn is all Beaver Cleaver.
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Post subject: Re: South Park EotM #2 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:39 pm
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PeopleMyAge wrote:
mecca2687 wrote:
NIBBLET!
uh oh!
I love that part.
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Post subject: Re: South Park EotM #2 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 pm
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mecca2687 wrote:
I love how everyone knows that it is Kenny in the ED-209 looking costume
They take it down Empire Strikes Back style at the end too.
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Post subject: Re: South Park EotM #2 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:20 pm
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I remember watching some behind the scenes thing, I think on VH1, where Trey and Matt were talking about this episode. They said dude from Korn with the glasses specifically asked them to make him cool, so they purposefully modeled his character after Velma just to spite him.
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