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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:58 pm 
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This movie is pretty ridiculous. I decided to check it out because a female doom band I'm friends with said this is where they got the name of their band from - Hatchetface. Talk about obscure band name origins. If you sneeze you'll miss the reference.
I found out that if someone walks in on you while you're watching this movie, they'll look at you kind of funny, and question your sexuality. Luckily I'm comfortable with mine.

"Is this porn?"
"No."
"Are you sure this isn't porn??"
"Yes, it's a comedy."
"This is soft core porn."
*sigh*

This is one of those rare movies that before I even pressed play, I was already laughing. Some of the lines you hear these crazy mofos spouting out on the menu screen are comedy gold.
The only problem is that there is a lot of yelling involved, and I was still a little hungover from the night before. If you're full on hungover, I do not recommend this movie. Also, if the sight of an eight hundred ton black woman, with tits that are indistinguishable from the rest of her body is a turn off for you, then this movie is not for you either. In fact, there is not one single attractive woman in this movie...which is a shame because they are all lesbians, and nude quite a bit.
Oh, did I mention the penises? Yeah, there are a lot of penises in this too. Small, hairy, disgusting looking penises. When they're not flopping around and dangling about, looking freakishly like Geraldo Rivera, they're being inserted into a large, foul mouthed white woman with three teeth to her entire mouth.
Don't get me wrong though, this movie is a lot of fun. If you're in for a good laugh, and not your typical Ben Stiller or Seth Rogan comedy, give this 1977 classic a whirl. Just don't expect to get a boner for the next ten hours.

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