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punkdavid
 Post subject: Review of the worst video game ever
PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 am 
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http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigr ... eview.html

You have to watch the "video review" that bottom of the page. I was wiping tears from my eyes. :lol:

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Yea, I heard about this one. I saw some videos, it looked downright shameful. I feel bad for whoever developed this piece of crap.

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glorified_version wrote:
Yea, I heard about this one. I saw some videos, it looked downright shameful. I feel bad for whoever developed this piece of crap.


Why? It's not like he put more than a couple hours work into it.

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:shock: i always wanted a game where i can drive through walls :lol:

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That was great :lol:
I know absolutly nothing about computers, but I'm sure I could develope a better game :D

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I can't watch the video for some reason. :?

Here's another funny game that got a score of 1. The title alone is enough to make you laugh.

NRA Varmint Hunter

"This game needs slightly less killing of varmints and slightly more killing of itself."
:lol:

http://pc.ign.com/articles/582/582748p1.html
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Skywalker wrote:
I can't watch the video for some reason. :?

Here's another funny game that got a score of 1. The title alone is enough to make you laugh.

NRA Varmint Hunter

"This game needs slightly less killing of varmints and slightly more killing of itself."
:lol:

http://pc.ign.com/articles/582/582748p1.html


The part about firing an artillery shell at a cow made me lol irl

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STILL not worse than Superman 64.

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STILL not worse than Superman 64.



No, this is worse.

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1. E.T. (Atari 2600)*
2. Big Rigs
3. Superman 64

The three worst games ever made.


* This game was so horrible, it's considered by many to be one of the major causes of the video game industry crash in the early 80's. Atari rushed the games development to get it out in time for the holidays. They produced 5 million cartridges expecting it to sell well, but when it flopped they were left with most of the stock unsold. It's said that the remaining copies were all destroyed with a steamroller, and their pieces buried somewhere in the desert. Sounds far fetched? It's true...

http://www.snopes.com/business/market/atari.asp

If you don't feel like reading the whole article, scroll down to the paragraph next to the E.T. screenshot.
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thanks for that stellar review. i NEED to play this game. i recommend this page for anybody who likes reading about bad video games...utterly fucking hilarious

http://seanbaby.com/nes.htm

pay special attention to the 20 worst video game of all time :lol:
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WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CANADIAN!?!? That video review was some funny shit.

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this is not Custer's Revenge.

Therefore it is not the worst game ever. But its pretty awful, if its the same one I read about last year.

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mikef wrote:
thanks for that stellar review. i NEED to play this game. i recommend this page for anybody who likes reading about bad video games...utterly fucking hilarious

http://seanbaby.com/nes.htm

pay special attention to the 20 worst video game of all time :lol:


Oh, that site is hilarious, I was reading all the stuff about Atari and Superfriends and hostess cakes not long ago, and dying laughing. Pure nostagia mixed with comedy.
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Skywalker wrote:
mikef wrote:
thanks for that stellar review. i NEED to play this game. i recommend this page for anybody who likes reading about bad video games...utterly fucking hilarious

http://seanbaby.com/nes.htm

pay special attention to the 20 worst video game of all time :lol:


Oh, that site is hilarious, I was reading all the stuff about Atari and Superfriends and hostess cakes not long ago, and dying laughing. Pure nostagia mixed with comedy.


yeah seanbaby is a riot. too bad he doesnt update much anymore. i used to love the Stupid Page
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this dude is pissed??

he plays video games for a living?? how the fuck do you land a job like that

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that guy does have a sweet job....i'd love to rip into a piece of crap like big rigs every now and then

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i got bugs wrote:
this dude is pissed??

he plays video games for a living?? how the fuck do you land a job like that


You have to agree to never ever have sex with another person.

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:lol: That is absolutely pathetic.

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