seinfeld really had a timeless wisdom on some issues. even the ones i get aren't funny.

I think they are funny. Most if not all of them are meant to be a humorous mirror that reflects the comical instances of petty elitism in the average New Yorker reader's life. It's always good to be able to laugh at yourself.

That's not to say that I consider myself a member of the same social strata that the average New Yorker reader occupies, but I can appreciate most of the cartoons and articles in that magazine all the same.

Commas in The New Yorker fall with the precision of knives in a circus act, outlining the victim.

I'm sick and tired of you guys being jerks on the internet. I come here to share ideas, not get mocked for them. I hate you, Milkman Dan.

It's a Ziggy!

i used to read the nyer just for punctuation, when shawn was at the helm

my hankering for opacity is nearly unrivaled

"vorschtien?"

They're actually called "illustrated laughing squares."