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I have a drinking problem.
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Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:23 pm Posts: 6165 Location: Mass
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.....Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit drinking......Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines
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"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
"You got a letter from headquarters this morning."
"What is it?"
"It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important."
"Now your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious."
"Just like Gerald Ford."
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Roger.
Huh?
What's our clearance? over.
That's Clarence.
What's our vector, Victor? Over.
Huh?
Roger?
Huh?
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 20537 Location: The City Of Trees
Oh man, this thread rules. Truly a groundbreaking movie.
CitizenByron wrote:
Billy, do you like gladiator movies?
*Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Quote:
You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar! I love you, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense!
The hell I don't!....Look kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
What else is there that hasn't been said yet...
"OK, I'll take Ham on five, hold the Mayo"
"What do you make of this?"
"What, this? I can make a hat! Or a broach!"
"The tower? The tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!"
"Cream? No thanks, I take mine black. Like my men."
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
How about the parking announcers arguing?
Woman: The White Zone is for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the Red Zone.
Man: The Red Zone is for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the White Zone.
Woman: No, the WHITE ZONE is for loading in unloading. There is no stopping in the RED Zone.
Man: The Red Zone has ALWAYS been for loading and unloading.
Woman: Don't tell me which zone is for loading and where there is no stopping.
Man: Barbara, don't you give ME your White Zone shit!
Woman: Why don't we say what this is really about? You want me to get an abortion.
Man: Well, it is the only sensible thing to do. With today's medically approved procedures, there's really no danger to the mother at all.
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:26 pm Posts: 14525 Location: Buffalo
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
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Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:05 am Posts: 1003 Location: somebody else's sky
Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
Woman: The White Zone is for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the Red Zone.
Man: The Red Zone is for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the White Zone.
Woman: No, the WHITE ZONE is for loading in unloading. There is no stopping in the RED Zone.
Man: The Red Zone has ALWAYS been for loading and unloading.
Woman: Don't tell me which zone is for loading and where there is no stopping.
Man: Barbara, don't you give ME your White Zone shit!
Woman: Why don't we say what this is really about? You want me to get an abortion.
Man: Well, it is the only sensible thing to do. With today's medically approved procedures, there's really no danger to the mother at all.
my favorite part *snigger*
AND STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!
_________________ cirlces they grow and they swallow people whole half their lives they say goodnight to wives they'll never know got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul and so it goes
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
And:
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