Homer: It was probably that stupid cat [referring to an excretion in his lunchbox] Marge: That cat saved your life. Homer: What has he done for me lately? Marge: He woke you up when you stopped breathing last night. Homer: Yeah, but he ate the last can of tuna. Lisa: Dad, you ate the last can of tuna Homer: Everyone's against me.
Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish? Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme! [devours it] Now that's danish! Where'd you get it? Bart: I stole it from Kent Brockman. Krusty: Great! [realizes] Uh, he didn't touch it, did he? Bart: No. Krusty: Good job, kid! What's your name? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. I saved you from jail. Krusty: [not remembering] Er, I... Bart: I reunited you with your estranged father. Krusty: Er, uh, I don't know... Bart: I saved your career, man! Remember your comeback special? Krusty: Yeah, well, what have you done for me lately? Bart: I got you that danish. Krusty: [grateful] And I'll never forget it.
Post subject: Re: Favourite Simpsons Moments and Quotes
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:35 pm
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deep wrote:
Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish? Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme! [devours it] Now that's danish! Where'd you get it? Bart: I stole it from Kent Brockman. Krusty: Great! [realizes] Uh, he didn't touch it, did he? Bart: No. Krusty: Good job, kid! What's your name? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. I saved you from jail. Krusty: [not remembering] Er, I... Bart: I reunited you with your estranged father. Krusty: Er, uh, I don't know... Bart: I saved your career, man! Remember your comeback special? Krusty: Yeah, well, what have you done for me lately? Bart: I got you that danish. Krusty: [grateful] And I'll never forget it.
I had a danish the other day and thought about this and lol'd for real.
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Post subject: Re: Favourite Simpsons Moments and Quotes
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:36 pm
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deep wrote:
zeb wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Banksy's opening sequence is a fucking downer and a half, man
Totally.
why all the backlash though?
It was reported that a lot of the work normally done in LA has been exported to South Korea. Can't imagine conditions over there are exactly ideal for some of the workforce.
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Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please. Bruno: All right, but I don't -- Bart: [low voice] Payroll, Bert Stanton speaking. Bruno: Oy! I said "Bart Simpson". What kind of a company is this? Bart: [high voice] Bart Simpson's office. Bruno: Thank the great good Lord. Look, I was just say -- Bart: One moment please. [hums "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head"] Bruno: Who do they think I am, some stupid Aussie drongo? Bleedin' yanks, I oughta -- Bart: This is Bart Simpson. Can I help you, ma'am? Bruno: Yeah, er -- hey! My name is Bruno Drundridge, right? You owe me $900, mate. Bart: No, you owe _me_ $900! Bruno: [stammers] I...you...ooh! You're just some punk kid, aren't you? Ooh, you picked the wrong guy to tangle with here, mate. Bart: [chuckles] I don't think so. You're all the way in Australia. Hey! I think I hear a dingo eating your baby. [hangs up]
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