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inglishteecher · **Joined:** Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:19 am **Posts:** 2405

1) willow and meegosh beat sam and frodo to the first homo-erotic midget relationship on film
2) val kilmer was cool because he wasn't so busy trying to be cool
3) it has a 2 headed creature called the eborsisk (siskel and ebert)
4) joanne whalley is the hottest red head on film
5) this movie was the first time morphing was ever successfully done on film (fuck michael jackson for making it seem like black and white broke new ground. . . and for touching the children)
6) general kael is the 2nd coolest villain of all time (vader #1)
7) the howard shore soundtrack is beautiful. you can tell he liked it because he recycled it for troy.

george lucas didn't direct it
9) kevin pollack shows off his true talent as a comedian by playing a brownie
10) it only took 2 hours to tell the fucking story!

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:22 am

inglishteecher wrote:

3) it has a 2 headed creature called the eborsisk (siskel and ebert)

Dr. Van Nostrand · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:27 am

i havent seen this movie in forever, like accually since the first run on hbo, so i need to see it again soon

Too Big a Man Too Say · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:09 am

I probably watched that movie 100 times when i was growing up. Loved it everytime

jeremyvedder · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:47 am

ive never heard of this before

Sunny · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:56 am

OH MY GOD WILLOW WAS THE GREATEST FUCKING MOVIE!!! Yo you guys HAVE to see it. It's like Lord of the Ring times TEN.

-Sunny

little sadie · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:07 am

Too Big a Man Too Say wrote:

I probably watched that movie 100 times when i was growing up. Loved it everytime

The Big So-So · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:53 am

I saw it in the theatre when I was a wee little one. I didn't like it, but I don't remember a lot from it. All I remember is some dude pissing.

Too Big a Man Too Say · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:22 pm

The Big So-So wrote:

I saw it in the theatre when I was a wee little one. I didn't like it, but I don't remember a lot from it.

Maybe this will spark your memory

And check out this awesome website http://www.lepconnie.com/willow/archives/magdavis.html

Sunny · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:44 pm

Trolls!!

-Sunny

Cartman · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:58 pm

Peck!

kcwm · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:56 pm

i often work the quote "give me a sword and I'll win this war for you"...substituting sword for whatever is necessary.

This is one of my favorite DVD purchases I've made. Can't beat it for 8 bucks

PJ addict · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:24 pm

kcwm wrote:

i often work the quote "give me a sword and I'll win this war for you"...substituting sword for whatever is necessary.

This is one of my favorite DVD purchases I've made. Can't beat it for 8 bucks

i'll need to watch this movie again. must go out and buy it.

Monkey_Driven · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:41 pm

I'm not a big fan of this film.

10 reasons willow is the best movie ever!

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