I've only seen a few skits, and I don't know if they're consistent with this, but it seems they're good at ending skits on the right note. That's one of my biggest complaints about SNL.
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My biggest complaint about SNL is their insistence on reading the cue cards instead of learning their lines. I watched an old SNL with Bruce Willis and everyone was acting in the scenes instead of reading.
K&P is a great show, but yeah there are some misses. I love the Obama interpretator, though the first skit with the Republicans doing the opposite of what he wanted is still the best.
After a certain period of time in highly multicultural schools, you start to assume stupid shit about names.
This is pretty much word for word:
Me: Uh...Dez-uhr-ay? Her: It's DEE ZIRE. Me: Uh. Desire? Like, as in...a synonym for...wanting something? Her: Yeah. Desire. Why? Me: Just. It's just. Your last name is Valentine. Her: And? Me: Your name is really Desire Valentine. Her: ... Me: I think it's time for lunch. Everybody line up.
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McParadigm wrote:
Rebar wrote:
Substitute teacher was funny too.
This is alarmingly realistic.
After a certain period of time in highly multicultural schools, you start to assume stupid shit about names.
This is pretty much word for word:
Me: Uh...Dez-uhr-ay? Her: It's DEE ZIRE. Me: Uh. Desire? Like, as in...a synonym for...wanting something? Her: Yeah. Desire. Why? Me: Just. It's just. Your last name is Valentine. Her: And? Me: Your name is really Desire Valentine. Her: ... Me: I think it's time for lunch. Everybody line up.
nobody make a joke about that being a porn/stripper name
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