10 things every single guy should own


Maxim, that lighthouse of wisdom,
Directing souls through the foggy,
Treacherous coast of societal filth,
To the safe harbor of true living,
Recently had a top ten, a self proclaimed,

“10 things every single guy should own”

But currently Maxim is searching for the
Hottest sorority girls, and it’s spanning
the globe like King Arthur’s Quest for the
Holy Grail,

It keeps me awake so the rest of you can
sleep and Dan Brown is it a chalice or a woman?
And Mary Magdeline I feel you have been
misrepresented like shoeless Joe Jackson,
And it’s time we let it go,

Paris Hilton is struggling to remember
Movie lines, rest your concerns though,
I hear it's a short film and the girlfriend
of the month says,” I really Am a girl next
door, I’m 100% natural,” but I can’t think
Of that right now, item #10 has
Yet to be purchased.

-JW

A+, that.