RMvarium

I. Someone just like RM

I never wanted to be a poster just like RM so elite
Content to live each post just like the last
I was sure I knew that
This board was not for me
And I wanted so much more
Far beyond the php
So I swore that I'd
Never be a user just like him

So many posts have passed
Since I proclaimed
My independence
My mission
My AIM
And my vision
So secure
Content to live each post just like my last
It's wonderful to know
That I could be
A user better than I dreamed
Far beyond what I could see
Still I swear that I'm
Posting out this time

As far as I could tell
There's no more threads I need
But still I ask myself
Could this thread be everything
Then all I swore
That I would never be was now
So suddenly
The only thing
I wanted
To become
Was a user just like him


II. Moderate (Awakening)

A Mod sitting next to me
He asks me how I feel
Not sure I understand his questioning
He says I've been banned a while
But thinks he has cured me
From a state of obsessive threads

For 30 years
Where have I been
Eyes open
But not posting through me

Moderate me
Infiltrate me
Side effects appear
As my threads slip away

Moderate me
Php failing
My account fading fast
Can't you stop what's happening

A higher postage he prescribes
But there's no guarantee
I feel it starting to take over me
I tell him not to delete my threads
There's no one who's to blame
A double post
A brief awakening

I feel the double thread
Can't break free
Thread open
But not getting through to me


III. User Circle

Sailing on the seven ATs the smurf hummer woodburn's ready
Jom the ripper owen meany phillips and my thread's ready
Spoika in the sky with diamond Buggy's not here I come to save the
Thread for RM nightmare General Discussion show me the way to get back to the board again

Posting forward
Editing back
Spinning round and round
Bolding onward
Italicing in
Scream without a sound

Quoting over
Spellchecking up
Stumbling all around
Losing my threads
Only to find I've come user circle

Flying off the board careful with
That thread Azzy gene the dance machine
Messiah post my fire [move] [/move]
Hey hey my my user account's home again

Posting forward
Editing back
Spinning round and round
Bolding onward
Italicing in
Scream without a sound

Quoting over
Spellchecking up
Stumbling all around
Losing my threads
Only to find I've come user circle


IV. Sub-forumvals

Our deadly threads feel his mortal wrath
Remove all obstacles from out posts

Asking questions
for clues
The thread's been right in front of you

Try to get gain access
Interwb won't connect
Fall on 404 errors and failed locked threads

Loyalty, trust, faith and desire
Carries posts through each darkest fire

Tortured accounts
A smothering thread
Try to escape but to no avail

The PMs of admirers
Who claim they adore
Drain your whole postcount while begging for more

Innocent noobs of merciless crimes
Fall prey to some user's impulsive designs

Post after post
We try controlling our fate
When we finally start posting it's become too late

TRAPPED INSIDE THIS RMVARIUM!
TRAPPED INSIDE THIS RMVARIUM!
TRAPPED INSIDE THIS RMVARIUM!
TRAPPED INSIDE THIS RMVARIUM!

V. HTML's Edge

We post in circles
Balancing all the while
On a gleaming HTML edge

A perfect message board
Colliding with out fate
This thread ends where it began

Appreciate it mofos! that took me like 10 minute to type!

If you could explain this a little better I might have a greater appreciation for it.

It's the Dream Theater song Octavarium, I RM'd the lyrics. It's more GD matterial if you ask me.

Clever.

I lulzed.

You're such an artist. I dig artists, seriously.

Let's wrap ourselves in an American flag and make out.

I'm only wearing a maple leaf right now.