LIMERICK
Main Entry: lim·er·ick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba





Woodburn is a pain in the Butt,
From my kickball team I would Cut
then he bought me a spittoon
and a cap made of coon
So I now luv the fred flintstone nutt.

ts_ed is going to own this thread.

Lenny was ridin' the swamp
As he skimmed past the gators would chomp
Instead of looking for work
On RM he would lurk
Nows theres no money to romp

jacktor looked like a mess
with sequins and studs on her dress
her heels weighed tons
her stockings had runs
her waistline is anyones guess!

i knew a west virginian "it"
whose spitoon was purchased to spit,
people get carpal tunnel,
from drinking urine through a funnel,
please excuse me, i have to shit !!

HAHAHAHAHA

i'm preparing AnoTher poem,
a last one before i go home,
i think it will be AbouT chittlens,
or better yet, maybe slim pickens,
the dong i made was of foam !!

i'm renaming my goat rusty,
his eyelids seem to be crusty,
he gets down and dirty,
AT's why he's so fuckin' purdy,
i caught him sleeping with dusty

i'm sleeping on some sort of island,
up his ass i jammed a pylon,
i knew AT wood fit,
by the size of it's clit,
AT tranny's name was ryan

i really like a woman
who posts on RM
too bad she's married
i have a better shot with a member of REM

i'm also held back
by my love for lenny the whacker
i'm just so confused
i have to stop posting here
god, i'm such a slacker

there once was a woman named teri
who popped southern boy's cherries
she was thrown into jail
the law didnt prevail
now she's down on little harry

miss anaranae wanted a taste
but there was a problem to be faced
the playground was guarded
and school hadnt started
so after the dog she chased

i apologize for the delay
but i have something to say
that my friend ana
prefers the banana
cause with fruit she gets her way

This is the poorest series of bad rhymes ever.

j thinks he'll win me with rhyme
a fallacy that happens all the time
i'll kick his ass
and cut him with glass
then all the reset will say "no, she's mine!"

woodburn really is greAT
on AIM he calls me nATe
but when dan comes on
i'd sooner be gone
than talk to that ingrATe

C_B is my secret boyfriend
but I'm afraid the romance will end
See he works there at fox
A network of cocks
Someday my broken heart will mend

earwax is eATen by me,
it often gets stuck in my teeth,
i try to floss it out,
AT's whAT gave me the gout,
in my crotch i planted a tree

oh mickey you little lass
you are chaffing my bud woodsy's ass
cant you be friends
and help you can lend
Someday you'll done with the sass