John Lennon happened to be in Citgo buying a honeybun when he approached the counter, and he got suprised as a mother fucker, because Richard Nixon was the cashier! "Was that Elvis mugshot staged?" Asked Mr. Lennon. "My shits smell really foul," replied Nixon.

sup bithes! I just write pt. 2. thanks you all for bein so pactient and waiting on this!

So, John Lennon get back to he Dakota building with honeybun half eaten. Still Puzzled at why Lyndon Johnosn worked at Citgo?! So, He decide he better walk up steps to go see Yoko. So he does.

this is deep

dear toledo:

please go to college and become literate.

Dear Ruan Edger,

I love hearing from my million of fans! Specially for you I would like to send you an autogrpahed pictuer but I don't have any enevelopes!!!! Fuck it! Watever dude. Neewayz! I will let you in on a big secret! I have been writing Weekend at Bernies 5! But, stay turned and dont go no where because I am also working on part three of my shoert story posted above! Have a good feliz navidad, langostas!


GOD BELSS FOR LETTING ME BE ABLE TO WRITE LIKE THIS!!!

sup doudez. here is the long await part three to my saga!

john lennon was stuck in my pocket
like indian in the cupboard he was kinda fucked
because he was so small
he could have fit his head into a socket
but he would have got shocked
that is true
he met rick moranis in the mall
he said honey i shrunk the kids and fucked them all
john lennon was in his pocket