Toldello seems to be intoxicated on this hot Bandgladesighan day. He is stumbling down the street with a black eye, wearing a "Rick Astley World Tour" sweatshirt and a pair of trout fishing shorts. He stop off at a small blue hatchback car...

"What the fuck is this?" Toledo says.

He reach into the car and pull out what appear to be a half eaten burrito, and as soon as he starts to tAke a bite off it a man on a bicycle flies by and shocks the fuck out of him with a cattle prod!!! He falls to the greound shaking!

...the end

simple and elegant