Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:41 pm Posts: 23014 Location: NOT FLO-RIDIN Gender: Male
I always drive on Wednesdays. I like how it sets the day apart, breaks the monotony of the week. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays I get a ride with Eric, but Wednesdays I have physical therapy after school, so I drive myself. Sometimes I think Tuesday is Wednesday, only to catch myself realizing that I do not have car keys in my front pocket.
Wednesdays are usually slow, slow days because Tuesday night is the night that I stay up doing papers. Papers are always due on Wednesdays. Wednesday is paper day nearly everywhere.
Sometimes on Wednesdays, I go out to Subway after physical therapy. I'm always tired, from both the papers and the workout, and the mid afternoon snack makes my day so much better. It's the highest point of my week.
When I come home on Wednesdays, I usually sit in front of the computer--after I shower of course-- and either masturbate my penis or my ego on either porn sites or myspace, respectively. Then I get up and eat dinner, followed by calculus.
Sometimes, on Wednesdays, I like to imagine that I'm not going to do my homework. I always do my homework. I also like to imagine going somewhere else to eat, but I always end up at Subway.
Sometimes I imagine that I'm actually living.
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Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:36 am Posts: 5458 Location: Left field
This is a bit rough, the last stanza needs some work and shit:
Another Wednesday, another round of free drinks till one
A three piece band, nylon guitar strings, and a bouncing snare drum
Johnny’s jokes leave us lifting an arm for another drink
A blonde catches the eye, yellow mid-drift shirt, blue eyes, and
A voice like a kick drum
Another Wednesday, an hour of free drinks left
Dollar tips turn to three dollar tips, laughter kicks up
Grey cigarette smoke dance on the ceiling
Johnny’s on a roll, she was hooker he says
Yellow shirt with the kick drum voice stumbles
She’s an English major, you’re in my class she says
Another Wednesday, free drinks end
Johnny’s at a lost, says he’s leaving for North Carolina
Coke fucked me, he says, I have to clear town,
No more bad jokes, there’ll be no more Wednesdays
And yellow shirt can wait
_________________ seen it all, not at all can't defend fucked up man take me a for a ride before we leave...
Rise. Life is in motion...
don't it make you smile? don't it make you smile? when the sun don't shine? (shine at all) don't it make you smile?
Today is Wednesday, earlier on Tuesday I saw my neighbor jacking off. I thought he was gone, I peeked into his garage door window because I wanted to steal his cd player. He was standing there like Lester Burnham lifting weights and fondling he self. Well whatever.
Last wednedsay I went to North Carolina and fucked a coke bottle. I went to jail, but it broke up the monotony. a firebird caramor. the car I always wanted he muttered.
then he got ajob at a fast food place on a subsequent wednesday and saw hisbitch wife making out with the real estate king.
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:10 pm Posts: 2154 Location: Rio
he: what about wednesday?
me: hmm... i don't really like wednesdays.
he (a laugh pressed against his words): how come?
me: well... wednesday is the farthest point away from the weekend.
he (with an interrogation mark on his forehead): ah... that's correct.
me: it's the middle of the journey, you know? if it's a pleasant journey, you get this feeling that it's beginning to end. if it's a bad journey you feel that you still got half of it to go.
he (frowning): that's a pretty depressive way of looking at things.
me: yes.
he: but i understand. i always feel a little worn out on wednesdays, now that i come to think of it.
me: like you won't make it through the end of the week.
he (sighing): yeah.
me: like you're in some kind of void.
he (nodding): yeah...
(silence)
he (with an exclamation mark on his forehead): but, maybe wednesday is the perfect day. you know, break the pattern, do something different...
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